SYorksDeano Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 Come on, most of us must have at least a few stories (I've got loads), what is the most embarassing mistake you have made whilst been intoxicated???
foxforcefive Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 There are many (most were years ago in my pre-mummy days) Drink-driving, call the boss a rude word, drunkenly snogging in the corner of a pub, pulling a mooney, chatting up a policeman while he was trying to do his job, falling down (still do that) I daren't write any more for fear of being judged.
SYorksDeano Posted March 7, 2008 Author Posted March 7, 2008 There are many (most were years ago in my pre-mummy days) Drink-driving, call the boss a rude word, drunkenly snogging in the corner of a pub, pulling a mooney, chatting up a policeman while he was trying to do his job, falling down (still do that) I daren't write any more for fear of being judged. Those that judge you have probably done sillier things
*binty* Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 The one that springs straight to mind is when i fell in a black cab. My god, it hurt and was embarrassing, my poor backside! After D2J, Mojo and love monkey witnessed me standing up (yes, in a black cab ) bending over to give Mojo a goodnight kiss then going to sit back down after the seat had gone up but i just ended up on the floor. I've done plenty more stuff too but can't think of em at the moment.
Agent Orange Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 Where do I start.........? I wont as I dont want to incriminate myself
foxforcefive Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 Where do I start.........? I wont as I dont want to incriminate myself You coward!
SYorksDeano Posted March 7, 2008 Author Posted March 7, 2008 You coward! The worse think is when he has had a drink he's tell us all anyway:hihi:
foxforcefive Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 The worse think is when he has had a drink he's tell us all anyway:hihi: Yeah, lets get him p****d!!
Ousetunes Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 I used to go and visit my (former) g/f where she was studying in Lancashire. We'd hit the Uni Bar and like any other Friday or Saturday night, have a skinfull. She'd initially found lodgings in this landlady's house but wanted to get into halls of residence. On this particular weekend, we borrowed a friend of hers room in halls and so naturally, this is where we headed for at the end of the evening. The halls were girls only and semi-aware of this fact I awoke in the early hours needing to go and point Percy at the porcelain. Only, I couldn't open the bedroom door and I seriously didn't want to wake the g/f. In the end I did a very 'man thing' and opened a cupboard door and well, you can guess the rest. Upon waking I found old newspapers strewn across the floor and my g/f wearing a smile which said (and she indeed would ask) 'Don't you remember what you did last night?' Then it dawned on me. One of the items of furniture to get a good soaking was a green easy chair in the corner of the room. Despite our efforts to clean the place, we weren't quite to know that the sunshine streaming in directly on the chair would turn the fabric from green to white until after we'd handed the room back. We never used the room again for some reason. Alas, in those wild days, I was known to not quite make it to the loo after a session and my bedroom heater and even a balcony were to receive similar treatment (the latter frosted over, the former failed to operate).
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