Is it wrong to fancy Beth Ditto?

[Jabberwocky]

That is just the funniest post I've ever seen from Jabbers ... not!

 

I'm a larger size and much much older too, and even I wouldn't be grateful for an approach from a meatloaf lookie likey ... sorry old thing

 

Im not sexist, honest, I just noted that some bigger girls seem more... you know.. affectionate for some reason.

 

 

As much as I despise correcting other peoples typos, I have to point out yours, you typed the word "Meatloaf" when its patently obvious that you meant " A younger, prettier Mel Gibson."

[elethiomel]

Somebody fancied Cyril Smith

 

Its not wrong, just different

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and a bit wierd

[rubydazzler]

Somebody fancied Cyril Smith Its not wrong, just different and a bit wierd

 

Did they? are you sure? I always thought he was a happy singleton

 

It could be Jabbers, that larger girls seem more affectionate than skinny ones, because they have larger appetites for everything ... not just food? hmmm?

 

*grins at the younger prettier Mel Gibson-a-likey*

[Jabberwocky]

Did they? are you sure? I always thought he was a happy singleton

 

It could be Jabbers, that larger girls seem more affectionate than skinny ones, because they have larger appetites for everything ... not just food? hmmm?

 

*grins at the younger prettier Mel Gibson-a-likey*

 

Put it this way, Ive been out with one girl who weighed less than 12 stones.

She was vile too, a walking sack of coathangers. I prefer my totty to have some meat on `em, something to sink my..... teeth into.

[donuticus]

Yes it's very wrong.

 

She has a face like a bucket of bust frogs.

[JFKvsNixon]

Yes it's very wrong.

 

She has a face like a bucket of bust frogs.

 

Or a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

[donuticus]

Or a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

 

Not to mention the fact you could roll over twice and still be on top.

[SimonS]

Although I don't fancy Beth Ditto I like her attitude and personality....

[Xclaire1986X]

Speaking as an utter pervert even I say its wrong to fancy her!

 

I bet shes more.... grateful than other girls though so she might be worth a seeing to.

 

OH MY GOOD GOD

YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER MAN!

HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING SO REPULSIVE,

I BET YOUR NOT GODS GIFT YASELF ARE YOU?

GRATEFUL?

GRATEFUL?!!

OH MY GOD

JUST BECAUSE SHES NOT A SIZE 0 OR WHATEVER DOES NOT MEAN SHE DOES NOT GET HER FAIR SHARE OF ACTION AND LOVE?

YOU ARE PATHETIC!

INFACT I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM WASTING MY TIME ON YOU YOU SAD LOSER, GET A LIFE AND GROW UP, I BET YOU DONT HAVE A LOVER, MAYBE YOU'D BE LUCKY TO HAVE BETH DITTO NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND!!!

[Swan_Vesta]

I suspect that you have not had time to savour the unique vintage that is Jabbers.

 

"Calm down Dear ....... It's only a pervert"