Jump to content

Smokers in pubs unite and defy the ban


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 315
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Posted

there are so many of us who smoke why dont we collectively do something can you find more who would be willing to beat the ban or try something positive instead of us all hanging out in the cole with our fags

Posted

there are so many of us who smoke why dont we collectively do something can you find more who would be willing to beat the ban or try something positive instead of us all hanging out in the cold with our fags

Posted
there are so many of us who smoke why dont we collectively do something can you find more who would be willing to beat the ban or try something positive instead of us all hanging out in the cold with our fags

 

You could do something positive and stop having to hang out in the cold with your fags - stop smoking ! Problem solved !

Posted

Yes, Siouxie 's suggestion [ try saying THAT with your teeth out ! ] is a good one.

 

There ought to be at least a ' Smoker's Pride Parade '. We could all get dressed as Sherlock Holmes or Humphrey Bogart, or Marlene Dietrich or Ingemar Bergman and go whizzing down Fargate on floats sponsored by Marlboro or Park Drive.

 

We could hand badges out with a smiley face, beaming, and the words, ' Proud to be a Puffer ' on them.

 

We could organise ' Sit Ins & Smoke-ups ' at Council meetings or in expensive restaurants.

 

We could have elderly chain-smokers touring schools telling the kids what a wonderful, relaxing life they could have if they smoked.

 

We could sit in front of buses and trains until they gave us smoking areas. We could organise mass outings to Belgium to buy all our necessities there...........there must be much more people can think of ?

 

As Marx put it, ' Smokers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose except paying a whacking big tax on every packet '.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.