Why are you single?

[mojo1 10]

Why am I single.....because....

 

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me

Think I'll go and eat worms

Long thin skinny ones, short fat juicy ones

See how they wriggle and squirm

Bite their heads off, suck their juice out

Throw their skins away

You should see how well I thrive

On worms three times a day

 

 

Don't quote worm songs on one of Jabbers threads! He'll think it's a conspiracy.

 

 

I personally chose to be single for a few years after my last relationship because I was treated very badly.

 

I didn't intend to have the relationship that I have now but fortunately love monkey was very persistant.

[pleathwood 10]

Why am I single.....because....

 

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me

Think I'll go and eat worms

Long thin skinny ones, short fat juicy ones

See how they wriggle and squirm

Bite their heads off, suck their juice out

Throw their skins away

You should see how well I thrive

On worms three times a day

 

 

and you wonder why no ones coming for coffee?

[mr chris 10]

I'm single because I'm not in a relationship. Anything further than that remains a mystery to me.

 

Apparently I'm lovely!

[fox20thc 10]

I spent a good 6 years being single and for the most part loved it. Not that I'd want to be single again now I have my OH

[Agent Orange 11]

I'm single because I'm not in a relationship. Anything further than that remains a mystery to me.

 

Apparently I'm lovely!

 

Never understood the whole "you are lovely" thing. It's a proper cop out.

[pleathwood 10]

Never understood the whole "you are lovely" thing. It's a proper cop out.

 

aye if were so lovely why are they not dying to be in a relationship with us??

[mr chris 10]

aye if were so lovely why are they not dying to be in a relationship with us??

 

Can't fault your logic.

 

I've heard it so many times it's essentially just white noise!

[SpeedwayDan 10]

I think i might get some t-shirts printed up for us singletons saying "yeah i know i'm lovely, so don't bother telling me!":hihi:

[jibbs1977 10]

I will have one I get told that so often it gets bloody annoying rather than making me feel good.

[UrbanCaveman 10]

Can i have "I think of you as a brother?" on mine?

 

I'm not bitter though

[jibbs1977 10]

Can i have "I think of you as a brother?" on mine?

 

I'm not bitter though

 

yeah I have more adopted sisters than most aswell either that or are you sure your not gay as your not like most other guys grrrrr.

[UrbanCaveman 10]

yeah I have more adopted sisters than most aswell either that or are you sure your not gay as your not like most other guys grrrrr.

 

 

I used to get that, not much anymore.

 

there was this one girl who while we were driving somewhere said "You're gay aren't you?" to which I corrected her, she then went o about how she though I must be Bi then. She just wouldn't let it drop even when I'd said I was straight about 4 times.

 

I know I'm not like every guy out there, just because I'm not some hornbag with no apparent care for the opposite sex doesn't mean I've got a different sexual preference. It doesn't annoy me anymore, i've accepted it, except for when someone you wanna chat up sees you as no sexual threat whatsoever.

 

Bah!