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Trouble - Russian currency

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Trouble - What a Yorkshireman's left with when he's knocked a wall down. 

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Posted (edited)

Dragons Teeth - Mother In Law's Dentures.

Trouble At Mill - Mill's fallen down or  t' Russians have bought it.

Edited by Longcol

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Topknot - How a Yorkshire surgeon finally closes up a heart op patient. 

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Bogart - Drawings on toilet walls.

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Apiary - Pureed gorilla (tastes like chicken, apparently). 

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Barter - what the Yorkshire lass went without

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Intrepid - Yorkshire for "It's not very fast." 

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Rabid - What Robert the Bruce was doing in a cave.

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Local - Pub for weightwatchers

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Visiting - to hit someone about the head with an adult comic book. 

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Dreadlocks - Apprehensive Bargee

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