Angilaruk   10 #25 Posted October 27, 2007 Does this mean that Anne Summers is going to go out of business?? They sell LOTS of inanimate objects (Apparantly )  I think there'll be a few women *spring cleaning* today  *Smiles*  Angi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   45 #26 Posted October 27, 2007 Anne Summers = Halfords. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
BorderReiver   10 #27 Posted October 27, 2007 The 'office bike'? I've not heard this expression before. Is this the same as 'the office willy warmer'?  http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/office%20bike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Zamo   10 #28 Posted October 27, 2007 Apparently whilst he was greasing its bottom bracket the bike deliberately rubbing its mud flaps up against him and it felt raleigh good.  He was clearly lead on and IMO responded in a completely natural way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Angilaruk   10 #29 Posted October 27, 2007 PMSL :hihi:   Anne Summers = Halfords. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
cgksheff   44 #30 Posted October 27, 2007 ??????    . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Don_Kiddick   11 #31 Posted October 27, 2007 ??????   .  you'd need a shoehorn to break the seal to get her off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hazel   11 #32 Posted October 27, 2007 Not so unusual,  As years ago I saw a man riding a bike around Rivelin airing off his unmentionables, couldn't tell whether it was a boys or girls bike.!!!!  hazel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Tony   10 #33 Posted October 27, 2007 I blame the bike for wearing short mudguards. What else could he do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
slimsid2000   10 #34 Posted October 27, 2007 Does anyone know what the age of consent is for a bicycle? For all we know, the bike might have shamelessly led him on, with enticing suggestions such as ‘hello bigboy, would you like to ring my bell or rattle my chain?’, promises of a smooth ride or a lascivious rendition of Pink Floyd’s ‘Bike song’. I am guessing here, but I think that the person in question favoured the rear entry position (although what precisely he entered is not clear from the article).  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml  Perhaps he thought it was a chopper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Halibut   12 #35 Posted October 27, 2007 Perhaps he thought it was a chopper.  Been done. I've got an old inner tube you can have if you like...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Dozy   11 #36 Posted October 27, 2007 Well, mountain a bike might be a little ... erm ... unusual, but he was in a locked room, so it seems a little hard to saddle him with the shame of being placed on the sex offenders' register.  It certainly adds a new dimension to being "saddle-sore". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...