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Man caught in flagrante delicto with a bicycle

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Does this mean that Anne Summers is going to go out of business?? They sell LOTS of inanimate objects (Apparantly :D)

 

I think there'll be a few women *spring cleaning* today :hihi:

 

*Smiles*

 

Angi

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Apparently whilst he was greasing its bottom bracket the bike deliberately rubbing its mud flaps up against him and it felt raleigh good.

 

He was clearly lead on and IMO responded in a completely natural way.

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Not so unusual,

 

As years ago I saw a man riding a bike around Rivelin airing off his unmentionables, couldn't tell whether it was a boys or girls bike.!!!!

 

hazel

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I blame the bike for wearing short mudguards. What else could he do?

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Does anyone know what the age of consent is for a bicycle? For all we know, the bike might have shamelessly led him on, with enticing suggestions such as ‘hello bigboy, would you like to ring my bell or rattle my chain?’, promises of a smooth ride or a lascivious rendition of Pink Floyd’s ‘Bike song’. I am guessing here, but I think that the person in question favoured the rear entry position (although what precisely he entered is not clear from the article).

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml

 

Perhaps he thought it was a chopper.

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Perhaps he thought it was a chopper.

 

Been done. I've got an old inner tube you can have if you like......

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Well, mountain a bike might be a little ... erm ... unusual, but he was in a locked room, so it seems a little hard to saddle him with the shame of being placed on the sex offenders' register.

 

It certainly adds a new dimension to being "saddle-sore".

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