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Robbie Loving

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Originally posted by MTheo

particularly good was homer rolling round in the public toilets in a nappy saying `baby done a boo boo' :D class

 

 

i could not stop laughing at that

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Homer: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over 50, and if its SPEED changed, it would explode.

 

I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"

 

From the Cape Feare episode:

 

Parole Board: "Why do you have Die Bart Die on your shirt?"

Sideshow Bob: "No, this is German, it means The Bart, The"

Parole Board: "Oh well, nobody who speaks German could be an evil man".

 

Malibu Stacey:

 

Smithers switches on his computer to see the screensaver of Mr Burns in a towel saying "You're quite good at turning me on Smithers". Smithers looks at Lisa and says "Umm, you won't tell anyone about that will you?"

 

Classics!

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Originally posted by Robbie_Lovin

Homer crashes in to a deer

 

Homer DOH

 

Marge: a deer

 

Lisa: a female deer

 

classic

 

lol, the one with the Elephant?

 

"Bart thank god you're ok, oh and the precious ivory!"

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The one where they are abandoned in middle of nowhere

 

and there is no TV or beer

 

He graffittis all over wall, no beer or tv makes homer go crazy

 

hes wondering round house and marge stops him,

 

Marge: whats wrong Homer?

 

Homer: oh nothing, no beer or tv makes homer something something

 

Marge: Go crazy??

 

Homer: DONT MIND IF I DOOOOOOO

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Kwik-E-Mart President: Welcome, my friends. You may ask any three questions.

Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

Kwik-E-Mart President: Yes.

Homer: Really?

Kwik-E-Mart President: Yes.

Homer: Really?

Kwik-E-Mart President: Yes. Thank you, come again.

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I like the Amish character who lives in the retirement castle with Grandpa. His dialogue is just whacky.

 

Sidewalk's for regular walkin' Not Fancy Walkin

 

And when he's a stand in teacher

gives the kids a big list of activities which aint paddling

before he finally says;

 

"Paddling the school canoe, That's a Paddling"

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Snake sets up a cheese wire aimed at decapitating Homer as he is driving along in Snake's car which he has got through the police auction.

 

Homer ducks down to pick something up.

 

Behind him Milhouse's Dad is driving along waving a submarine style sandwich above his head complaining about the lack of mayo or something - he goes under the cheese wirre and it cuts his arm off - 2 seconds later he says "ouch"

 

Its really good because it is just so unexpected that it actually happens.

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