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13-09-2017, 19:37   #1821
choogling
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bit rude but made me laugh

there was a young girl from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back
opened her crack
and ****** all over the ceiling
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13-09-2017, 21:25   #1822
Padders
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that's a bit near the knuckle,
but it did make me chuckle,
I got a bit shirty,
cos it is a bit dirty,
fran would like something more subtle.
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17-09-2017, 15:47   #1823
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Yes Padders, very true,
Schoolboy humour will not do,
Slightly amusing,
He might have been boozing,
And had too much home made home brew.
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17-09-2017, 19:10   #1824
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Is Theresa too terribly dour
To keep her Conservative power
Is Boris the man
Well I'm not a fan,
Of him and the rest of the shower.

There's Gove,David Davis and Rudd
And Hammond who would if he could,
And that upper class twit
Who's name I forgit
Though he seems one hell of a stud
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17-09-2017, 20:57   #1825
Padders
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Don't talk to me about politics,
All they do is dirty tricks,
And that boris Johnson,
Talks a load of nonsense,
What a shower of useless p***ks.
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18-09-2017, 12:00   #1826
francypants
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I take it Padders you're not impressed,
Just calm down and don't get stressed,
Normally you're a placid guy,
Can I suggest that you should try,
To have a lie down and get some rest.
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18-09-2017, 15:19   #1827
Padders
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Sorry fran, but they get on my wick,
To be honest they make me sick,
All that huffing and puffing,
And then do nothing,
They must think we are all thick.
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18-09-2017, 16:25   #1828
RJRB
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On the right we have Jacob Rees Mogg
An Eton and Cambridge top dog
He suggests we give thanks
For the local food banks
Whilst he can live high on the hog

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On the left we have Abbot and Skinner
It's hard to pick out a winner
Austerity rules
For so many fools
Whilst the MPs discuss it round dinner.
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18-09-2017, 19:17   #1829
Padders
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I like skinner and his jokes,
He comes out with some funny retorts,
The next election who will win,
Not that Jeremy corbyn,
If that happens bring back Guy fawkes.
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19-09-2017, 14:48   #1830
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I've been buying things on Ebay,
Gifts to wrap for Christmas day,
These days it's a breeze,
Just tap on the keys,
Job done and no parking to pay.
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19-09-2017, 21:24   #1831
Padders
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Well I hope it go"s according to plan,
Cus santa won"t be a happy man,
Rudolph will be goaded,
His sleigh will be loaded,
With a sackload of presents from fran.
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