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13-04-2013, 13:50   #41
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Hey Pixie you sound really down
Please don't spend your life with a frown
Just look for the best
Whilst ignoring the rest
Get your togs on and go paint the town.
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13-04-2013, 19:08   #42
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I'll second that Pixie, life's too short to mope dear
Come up to Lindholme and Sat and we'll cheer
You up - we're a graidly bunch
I'll even buy you some lunch
Sorry but the cafe doesn't run to selling beer
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15-04-2013, 17:27   #43
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I went out and painted the town
But my top sure did let me down
I fell out at the bar,
But it wasn't too far
At least I didn't look like a clown :/
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15-04-2013, 19:08   #44
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Cor Pixie,that sounds a good night
And i bet you dint half get a fright
When your wayward top
Decided to drop
You must have turned a ghostly white.
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15-04-2013, 21:21   #45
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Ok all, you get what you want
No longer will, you see my bad font
I wish you all well
From me, Satan in hell
I'll now banish myself to Vermont
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15-04-2013, 21:59   #46
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Cor Pixie,that sounds a good night
And i bet you dint half get a fright
When your wayward top
Decided to drop
You must have turned a ghostly white.
My face wasn't white but quite red
I really did want to drop dead.
The laydees came to my aid
And with some ribbon they made
A pretty bow to hold it instead
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16-04-2013, 07:26   #47
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Ok all, you get what you want
No longer will, you see my bad font
I wish you all well
From me, Satan in hell
I'll now banish myself to Vermont
Don't go Jimbo please - it's snowing in Vermont dear
It's been rumoured that it's frozen all the beer
So stay home and tell us tales
Then old matey if all else fails
I'll round up the coven and have them quake in fear
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18-04-2013, 17:02   #48
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Took my son to the hospital today,
And really I do have to say
The staff there were great
We hardly had to wait
They checked him and sent us on our way
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24-04-2013, 13:50   #49
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I hope that your son's now ok
And is able to go out and play
It's a worry i know
When they aren't just so so
So be happy and enjoy each good day.
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24-04-2013, 20:32   #50
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Where has old Jimbo gone we're missing him it's true
Hope he's not got upset and sat sulking in the loo
We need people of his calibre folks
Wth innuendos and tired old jokes
If he dunt come back soon we're sending in RRs Sue
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24-04-2013, 20:50   #51
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Poor old Jim must fear nothing from Sue
She saves all her wrath for you know who
When she sees this rhyme
She'll surely make time
To dish out a big bruise or two.
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24-04-2013, 22:08   #52
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It is quiet without Jim around,
I wonder where he can be found.
We'll search high and low
And cheer up his woe
Till he gives us a rhyme that's profound!
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25-04-2013, 18:53   #53
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It is quiet without Jim around,
I wonder where he can be found.
We'll search high and low
And cheer up his woe
Till he gives us a rhyme that's profound!
He wouldn't know profound if it jumped upand smacked him on the head
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25-04-2013, 22:24   #54
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He wouldn't know profound if it jumped upand smacked him on the head
I couldn't find anything else to rhyme though
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27-04-2013, 17:06   #55
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It's a special day, one where wishes are due
I wish you good luck, good health, happiness too
I hope and I pray
You have a wonderful day
If you haven't already guessed, then Thursday, this is for you x
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27-04-2013, 18:17   #56
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Look what's come out of the woodwork, chaps and chappesses
Where he's been hiding my guess is as good as your guesses
Hope he's not been sulking my friends
And now he's back to make amends
Hope he's not been up West Street wearing dresses
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29-04-2013, 14:42   #57
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It's a special day, one where wishes are due
I wish you good luck, good health, happiness too
I hope and I pray
You have a wonderful day
If you haven't already guessed, then Thursday, this is for you x
Thursday must be in the garden working hard
With her two dogs beside her on guard
Also spring cleaning
Till everything's gleaming
I hope she's had time to look at her cards
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29-04-2013, 16:55   #58
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Now's a real busy time in the garden
It's the digging part that's the hard 'un
So,if poor old T.
Tends an acre or three
Her absence you'll surely pardon.
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29-04-2013, 17:04   #59
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Their was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
She sprouted a flower
for every half hour
and from her bottom was an abundance of weeds
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29-04-2013, 17:39   #60
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Good one dacrlit
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