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When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

 

What about the dead that have no legs?

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They will drag themselves along with their arms.

 

If they have no arms as well? Maybe they died in a horrific accident.

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Have you ever seen a real zombie?

 

Have you ever sen a real Leprechaun?

 

Zombies are fictional beings, much like elves, fairies and Boris Johnson.

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What about the dead that have no legs?

 

Very sore gonads I would imagine.

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Have you ever sen a real Leprechaun?

 

Zombies are fictional beings, much like elves, fairies and Boris Johnson.

 

Well... zombies are real, they're just nothing like the depictions in most horror movies. If you've seen The Serpent and the Rainbow you'll know what I mean.

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This is very worrying! This is worse than real zombies. Think about it...

 

If you're infected, you look and act like a normal person, until the virus activates. When it activates, you bite (and infect) several people, and then you die. The people you bit before kicking the bucket; will not show any signs of being infected; until moments before the dormant virus in them, activates, turning them in to psychotic flesh munching monsters...

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This is very worrying! This is worse than real zombies. Think about it...

 

If you're infected, you look and act like a normal person, until the virus activates. When it activates, you bite (and infect) several people, and then you die. The people you bit before kicking the bucket; will not show any signs on being infected; until moments before the dormant virus in them, activates, turning them in to psychotic flesh munching monsters...

 

Have you sent the script to Stephen King..

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