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Sad I know, but as a result of this thread I looked up Nick Knowles on Wikipedia and found out that between wives the jammy git was shacked up with Suzi Perry for a few years. If he wrote a book on how to get off with Suzi Perry, then I might be interested in buying it.

 

Can I have a lend when you're done

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can keep the book :D

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Hang on I'm sure Anthea Turner was writing books on how to be a perfect housewife sometime ago...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Perfect-Housewife-household-management/dp/0753512858

 

Given that her and her Grant Bovey have split, she's written a book on how to get over divorce.

 

I wonder if the next book title will be 'How To Survive The Menopause', or 'How To Survive as an Ex TV Presenter' :suspect:

 

Her next books

How to stop your kids making the same mistakes as me.

How to look after your kids after they've made same mistakes as me.

How to get back with an ex.

How to get over a split with an ex.

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Her next books

How to stop your kids making the same mistakes as me.

How to look after your kids after they've made same mistakes as me.

How to get back with an ex.

How to get over a split with an ex.

 

What about the ' How to do a Tacky Cadbury Advert' one? :hihi:

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People who want a while a few hours away with some easy reading in the sunshine, maybe a cup of tea or a long cool drink. Peaceful and relaxing with nothing but a few birds chattering in the trees bordering the tennis court adjacent to the swimming pool.

 

You reading them then?

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What about the ' How to do a Tacky Cadbury Advert' one? :hihi:

 

How about a book

How to tell the Sun you still like a good shag.

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How about a book

How to tell the Sun you still like a good shag.

 

I'd rather not know about her bedroom antics.:gag:

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Antheas back telling us how to fold a towel,well I suppose it better than her running off with someone's hubby.

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She wants to be a divorced single mom guru.

 

A real master can publish things online now, no publishers needed if publisher prefers the guru's.

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How many books are published nowadays,everyone on tv are doing books,some of these so called celebs only have to fart and they write a book on it.

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