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26-03-2013, 13:10   #1
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Jim,you're breath of fresh air
And your rhymes are posted with flair
But one things a chuckle
Another's near the knuckle
So please mate,just have a care.
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26-03-2013, 14:35   #2
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All my limericks are wrote fair and kind
But, if it's an innuendo that you find
Then the answer is true
It's not me, but you
And the problem is in your own mind
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26-03-2013, 19:08   #3
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A tree is the best place for you I'm thinking dear
Because you're BARKing and I'm off outta here
Before you read this ditty
And I'm ever so witty
And you tell me to take a long walk off short pier
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26-03-2013, 19:18   #4
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I'll never tell you to walk off a pier
As a friend, I hold you so dear
Your ever so nice
Like old fashioned spice
So don't go away, please stay near x
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26-03-2013, 19:25   #5
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I wasn't deserting the thread Jim me owd lad
Dun't ever think that tha really gets me mad
It's all said in complete fun dear
Some of best forummers on here
But if tha gets too cheeky you'll be on lily pad

(In the middle of Dam Flask)
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27-03-2013, 11:28   #6
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Believe it or not it's part nine
And the limerick thread is still fine
So let's all give a hand
To the threads merry band
And maybe neck down the odd wine.
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27-03-2013, 16:40   #7
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My toe hurts and so does my head,
I wish it was time for my bed.
But still much to do
then dinner just for us two
still better be busy than dead.
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27-03-2013, 19:01   #8
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Tha'll wonder if the latter is true Auntie Joan
When in August you'll find you're not alone
Two visitors from another place
Are on way to invade your space
What a relief it will be when they're gone
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27-03-2013, 22:22   #9
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Joan. Please no talk of head, you'll upset our Ross
For the forum Mrs Whitehouse, he thinks he's the boss
So watch what you say
No double meanings per say
Or your mouth he will scrub and then floss
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27-03-2013, 22:53   #10
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27-03-2013, 23:13   #11
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Joan. Please no talk of head, you'll upset our Ross
For the forum Mrs Whitehouse, he thinks he's the boss
So watch what you say
No double meanings per say
Or your mouth he will scrub and then floss
The bosses on here are the witches
Who slug gallons of wine by the pitchers
No man shall rule
The rhyming school
Try, and they'll end up in the ditches
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27-03-2013, 23:41   #12
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I'll remind you all that the forum has a family friendly policy.
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28-03-2013, 04:09   #13
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To keep this thread I think we oughta
Wash Jim's mouth out with soapy Water
He's gone too far
He should raise the bar
We all know he's got talent and he's a joker
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28-03-2013, 09:49   #14
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The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

I'll leave you with this one!
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29-03-2013, 14:17   #15
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I hope that's not farewell from Jim
For without you the thread would be grim
I laugh at your jokes
As do most folks
So don't leave us out on a limb.....

---------- Post added 29-03-2013 at 14:59 ----------

I went on a blind date with cilla,
I took her to watch Aston villa,
She sang to the crowd,
She sang very loud,
And that's why they threatened to kill her.


I liked this so i pinched it...
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29-03-2013, 19:30   #16
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Oh dear what can the matter be
Has old Jim been sent to Coventry
Come back our dear old lad
We love you when being bad
Even if your humour belongs in lavatory
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29-03-2013, 19:32   #17
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Oh dear what can the matter be
Has old Jim been sent to Coventry
Come back our dear old lad
We love you when being bad
Even if your humour belongs in lavatory

Nice one Lin.......
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29-03-2013, 19:35   #18
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Nice one Lin.......
Why thank you dear
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05-04-2013, 21:25   #19
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It's all gone quiet on this thread,
I hope that it isn't dead.
I like all your wit
And writing a bit
Before I go off to my bed
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09-04-2013, 09:30   #20
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A quick visit back, for a picture to paint
A beautiful lady, she's gentle and quaint
The best we have had
And now I'm so sad
Goodbye Margaret Thatcher, your Britains true saint x
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