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Heres a bad lip reading of the royal wedding, enjoy

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Had to laugh, "Harry & Meghan go back to work!", a garden party for Prince Charles!, whatever next

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Had to laugh, "Harry & Meghan go back to work!", a garden party for Prince Charles!, whatever next

 

Believe it some on here will tell you its hard work being a Royal, all that hand shaking and what have ya. Poor sods! Give me manual labour anytime and I dont mean that Spanish Bloke. :suspect:

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Had to laugh, "Harry & Meghan go back to work!", a garden party for Prince Charles!, whatever next

 

you have to feel sorry for them one long series of garden parties ,one after the other, one does get tired doesn't one.

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Oh come on. It is well known fact that anybody who moans about the royal family is only jealous of their accomplishments.

Edited by blake

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Oh come on. It is well known fact that who moans about the royal family is only jealous of their accomplishments.
:gag::loopy: but very funny. :hihi::hihi::hihi:

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Oh come on. It is well known fact that who moans about the royal family is only jealous of their accomplishments.

Their ancestors taking land by force?

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I have no wish to bring any harm to the Royals such as happened in Russia and France ,However I would like to see a bloodless revolution where the palaces, castles ,stately homes etc were taken over by the new system and converted into social housing a move that would solve the housing crisis in one move.

 

 

Then we could dish out new jobs to the Royals and the Royal hanger ons .

 

Prince Charles for instance could be a commissionaire at a Hotel or the City Hall ,that would mean that he could still wear his uniform and war won medals as he greeted folk entering the doors using his customary royal hand shake.

 

Comila could be a home help on our Council as she is a good listener and would be at home helping folk's wash their pots and change their undies etc.

 

Them two big lads of Charles could get a job on the building sites , the ginger one has the body shape to become a good hod carrier or navi while the other lad who is used to machinery would make a digger driver or tarmac spreader .

 

Ann and hubby can be found work looking after the police horses at Wadley Bridge ,mucking out the stables and polishing the tac ,they have many years of watching others do this so would fit in just perfectly .

 

 

Old Liz and Phil meanwhile could be housed in a old folks bungalow on Ridgeway Road or Bevin Way (one bedroom only) ,the corgi's could run about in the small back garden and be taught not to dirty in the house as they do now.

Phil would have to register with the local doctor and be put on the waiting list for all his frequent operations ,he would usually be seen to in up to twelve months depending on if his Doctor remembered to refer him to the proper department or not.

 

Andy who likes flying in RAF helicopters to the Isle of White could get a job at Robin Hood airport as one of those blokes who direct air craft with ping pong bats ,he would however not be allowed near the helicopter section as he has past form in that area.

 

The Duke of Kent can be allotted a masonette on Kent Road but he will be on benefits so will be able claim housing allowance as is usual for him after never paying any rent in the previous palace that he lived in.

 

He will have to sign on at West Street labor exchange twice a week to claim his allowance but the burough will have a lot on their hands trying to find him a job as he has never done a days work in his life ,still he will soon fit in with some of the lads in the area who have a similar background (although they are more honest about it as they do not claim to be fully paid up members of society.)

 

All the various children of the hangers on and princes and princesses can attend the local infant and junior schools where having forty to a class they will soon make many pals and enjoy playing tiggy and hide and seek around the estate .

 

 

Being on Ridgeway Road Liz and Phil will be near the tram and will make full use of their bus pass although they will not be able to shop in the Market as its not there any more .

 

 

Any more ideas on what employment our Royals could be good at ?.

Edited by Albert smith

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This is a thread about the wedding. Back on topic please.

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