Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

This isn't a childhood verse, but something I found written underneath the wallpaper when I was stripping a house in Bolsover.

 

We are the Bowza gurls

We wear our hair in curls

We wear dungarees

To show our sexxy knees

We lyke diamonds

We lyke pearls

Aint no one better than the Bowza gurls!

We used to sing

We are the Firth Park girls

We wear our hair in curls

We wear our dungarees way up above our knees

We never smoke or drink

That's what our parents think

And when it comes to boys

We're never gonna be their toys

I can't remember the end of it but thanks Mayfly for bringing it to my memory

Inky Pinky Parlez Vous? Though I'd changed it, like many other kids to Inky Stinky Parlez Vous

Slobba dobba custard

Green snot pie

Dead dogs giblets

One cats eye

Stir it up stir it up

Stir it up thick

And drink it down

With a cold cup of sick

finger,thumb,or a rusty bum

Ere ere diarrhoea bum squirt on toast

These are just getting nasty now

Why are these latest messages being permitted when I wasn't allowed to comment that the rhyme in post #1014 was the inspiration for "The Wіnker Song (Misprint)" by Doc Cox (alias Ivor Biggun)?

As I was streeting down the walk,

I met a bark that dogged at me,

I picked a street up from the stone

and nearly blocked it's knock off.

Taught to be by my Dad!

Mary had a little lamb

And ey it were a good un

It never wanted nowt to eat

Cos it were a wood un

One fine day, in the middle of the night,

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords, and shot each other...

 

(there is more, but I cannot remember the rest- sorry. I'm sure others will be able to fill in the gaps)

 

 

or how about

 

"Not last night but the night before

Three tom-cats came knocking at my door

One had a fiddle,

One had a drum,

And one had a pancake

Stuck to his bum!"

 

and the third is a bit of a risque one.. I'd better not say any more of it.

 

Once upon a time

The birds (*cough) the Line

And the monkeys chewed tobacco

One fine day, in the middle of the night,

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords, and shot each other,

Ambulance came around corner with no wheels on

ran over a dead cat and half killed it

it was rushed to pet hospital with a broken jaw and sprained paw

where 6 months later it had pups!

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If dem darn der

do dat to de

den do it bak

two times arder

to see if day like it!

don't take no cr*p from no-one:hihi:

ta ra ra bum dee yay

our teacher trumped today

she blew the school away

now we're on holiday

do dat to de

den do it bak

two times arder

to see if day like it!

Don't dee de and di me, dee and di disen an see if di likes it!

Wonder if linguists will ever remember Sheffield dialect, and document it for all time, like they do Amazon native languages.

It was really a foreign language if you think about it!

Hi ho, Hi Ho, its back to camp we go

We've been in 't caves , and now we're slaves

Hi HoHi ho I ho I ho!

Marching song - Rotary Club Castleton, circa 1950!

Don't dee de and di me, dee and di disen an see if di likes it!

 

Wonder if linguists will ever remember Sheffield dialect, and document it for all time, like they do Amazon native languages.

 

It was really a foreign language if you think about it!

 

Hi ho, Hi Ho, its back to camp we go

 

We've been in 't caves , and now we're slaves

 

Hi HoHi ho I ho I ho!

 

Marching song - Rotary Club Castleton, circa 1950!

Yeah, they should put the book Sheffieldish in a time capsule and send it to outer space lol