Peter Tottle 10 #1033 Posted January 22, 2018 Cowerdy, Cowerdy, Custard, Green Snot Pie, a Deads Dogs Liver and a Rotting Cats Eye. ---------- Post added 22-01-2018 at 15:24 ---------- That's nothing, most kids have three kids by the age of 15 and wouldn't recognise a wedding ring if they choked on it. Sticks and stones will break my bones, But words will never hurt me. Piggy on the railway line picking up stones, Along came an engine and broke Piggy's bones. "Ow!" said Piggy, that's not fair. "Oh" said the engine I don't care. The Cat sat on the tram Lines the driver rang his Bell, The Tram went on to Heeley but the Cat went tro Hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
music lover 0 #1034 Posted February 23, 2019 I went to the stairway ration to bu the maily dale I saw a bark and it dogged at me etc ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jaffa1 10 #1035 Posted February 23, 2019 Down in the lavatory 6 foot deep There lies a turd fast asleep Don't disturb it let it rest Beecham pills have done their best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Albert smith 11 #1036 Posted February 24, 2019 Here I stand broken hearted paid a penny and only farted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jaffa1 10 #1037 Posted February 24, 2019 This might have been posted before but I'm not reading through a thousand to find out. Arh teachers a funny un she's got a face like a Spanish onion A nose like a squashed tomato and legs like two props. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto 11 #1038 Posted February 24, 2019 My Grandma used to say that one to me but instead of teacher said my name.😊 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
beezerboy 12 #1039 Posted February 24, 2019 On 20/08/2016 at 17:25, kidley said: finger,thumb,or a rusty bum This was a game we played in the 50's, also known as Jimmy Knacker, tough game , look it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jim Hardie 495 #1040 Posted February 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, beezerboy said: This was a game we played in the 50's, also known as Jimmy Knacker, tough game , look it up. Lol, my back's never been the same since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
bothamlad 11 #1041 Posted February 25, 2019 You know me auntie nelly,she had a wooden belly.Every time she squeezed it,out popped jelly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jaffa1 10 #1042 Posted April 7, 2019 Red white and blue The Queen has got the flu The Duke has got the belly ache So out goes you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
beezerboy 12 #1043 Posted April 8, 2019 There was a farm near Huddersfield where lived a cow that wouldn't yield the reason why it wouldn't yield was it didn't like it's udders feeled Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
beefface 10 #1044 Posted April 8, 2019 As a little lad, I always used to get the bands Steely Dan and Steeleye Span mixed up. Noticing this my old grandad sat me on his knee and recited this little verse to help me; “Steely Dan jazz rock do play, While Steeleye Span play folk all day” I still use it to this day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...