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Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

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Cowerdy, Cowerdy, Custard,

Green Snot Pie,

a Deads Dogs Liver and a Rotting Cats Eye.

 

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That's nothing, most kids have three kids by the age of 15 and wouldn't recognise a wedding ring if they choked on it.:hihi:

 

Sticks and stones will break my bones,

But words will never hurt me.

 

Piggy on the railway line picking up stones,

Along came an engine and broke Piggy's bones.

"Ow!" said Piggy, that's not fair.

"Oh" said the engine I don't care.

 

The Cat sat on the tram Lines

the driver rang his Bell,

The Tram went on to Heeley

but the Cat went tro Hell.

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Down in the lavatory  6 foot deep

There lies a turd  fast asleep

Don't  disturb  it let it rest

Beecham pills have done their best.

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This might have been posted before but I'm  not reading through a thousand to find out.

Arh teachers a funny un she's  got a face like a Spanish onion

A nose like a squashed tomato and legs like two props.

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My Grandma used to say that one to me but instead of teacher said my name.😊

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On 20/08/2016 at 17:25, kidley said:

finger,thumb,or a rusty bum

This was a game we played in the 50's, also known as Jimmy Knacker, tough game , look it up.

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17 minutes ago, beezerboy said:

This was a game we played in the 50's, also known as Jimmy Knacker, tough game , look it up.

Lol, my back's never been the same since.

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You know me auntie nelly,she had a wooden belly.Every time she squeezed it,out popped jelly.

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Red white and blue

The Queen has got the flu

The Duke has got the belly ache 

So out goes you.

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There was a farm near Huddersfield

where lived a cow that wouldn't yield

the reason why it wouldn't yield 

was it didn't like it's udders feeled

 

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As a little lad, I always used to get the bands Steely Dan and Steeleye Span mixed up. Noticing this my old grandad sat me on his knee and recited this little verse to help me;

 

“Steely Dan jazz rock do play,

While Steeleye Span play folk all day”

 

I still use it to this day!

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