Jon   10 #1 Posted September 13, 2003 From (Fawlty Towers The Germans)  You started it.............  no we didn't  yes you did you invaded Poland   **** ,arse ,girls (father ted) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
DaBouncer   13 #2 Posted September 13, 2003 Monty Python and the Holy Grail The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch: Monk: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large--"  Brother Maynard: "Skip a bit, Brother."  Monk: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jackthedog   10 #3 Posted January 8, 2004 "I hate Sebastian Coe"  Chris Morris, The Day Today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
nomme   10 #4 Posted January 8, 2004 <Dad's Army>  German Officer: "And Vot is your name?"  Captain Manwaring: "Don't tell him Pike!"  Nomme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
duffman   10 #5 Posted January 8, 2004 Father Ted  Ted to Dougal: These cows are very small.....but the ones outside are far away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...