Funniest single comedy line

I nominate Dad's Army...

"Don't tell him Pike!"

Fawlty Towers:

"Pretentious, moi?"

Look North;

"Leeds United are saved.":loopy:

Gail to Richard after discovering his extra curricular activities:

"You're just Norman Bates with a briefcase!"

There are still some real men left in the world - men who believe that women were made to cook clean and pose naked in penthouse magazine

- Pirhana Women In The Avacado Jungles Of Death

(And yes I am serious )

I don't bee-lieve it!

Victor Meldrew in One Foot in the Grave.

''OK.. (motioning left) Rock. (motioning right) Hardplace. Meeeeee"

'As funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then finding there's a gas bill attached to it'

Black Adder in Goes Forth.

Almost any line in Goes Forth, actually.

Blackadder Goes Forth:

In 4 years of war we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping!

Goes Forth again

Your brain's so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer thin with a steak-tenderiser and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop

'Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick, but I'm clearly in a minority.'

Darling: I wasn't born yesterday, you know.

Blackadder: More's the pity, we could have started your personality from scratch.

"One for all....

... and each man for himself!"

Blackadder 3

"I'll take my belt off and by thunder my trousers'll fall down"

(cant remember it exactly my apologies )