Just bought myself a hoodie

It'll go the way of jeans. They too used to be a symbol of a rebellious youth culture, to the dismay of the older generation. Then granddads started to wear them and they lost the street cred.

Love it.

I suppose before long Grandads will be texting "BRB M8 GUNA TRI 2 C OF DIS PSKY BWL MVMNT DATZ BIN TRBLIN ME INIT"

Just please don't walk around with your hands stuffed down your pants, like many chavs seem to be so fond of doing.

Basil, you need to get some boxer shorts, unfasten your belt, pull your trousers down and refasten your belt so your trousers hang just below your hips.