mojoworking   10 #49 Posted April 19, 2004 From the Scottish comedy Still Game (only shown in Scotland, as far as I know):  Bobby (Pub Landlord): You're looking a bit porky there Jack. You've put on a bit of weight  Jack: Aye, every time I shag your wife she makes me a sandwich! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...