Misheard song lyrics

I've only just looked up some of the words to Day Dream Believer.

The line where it goes The shaving razors cold and it stings.

I always sang " the shaving days have gone and it stinks ".

Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box

"Hey, Wayne! I got a new cool plane"

I presumed he was bragging to his mate from the Flaming Lips about how rich he was following the success of Nevermind.

I always used to sing,

Pardon me al, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes.

I always used to sing,

Pardon me al, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes.

Good old un

Ace of Base - All That She Wants,

"All that she wants is a bowl o' gravy".

Paul Young - The Butcher's Song!!

"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you".

The buzzcocks - What Do I Get

"Just wanna rubber, like any udder, what do I get".