Misheard song lyrics

Inspired by my post in the Wuthering Heights thread what lyrics do you like better than the original ones that you THOUGHT you heard but it wasn't really.

Wuthering Heights:

Out on the windy windy moor, sweet Roland rolls in brie.

Like Blur ask in song two:

All of the time that I'm never sure when I need you

Is there any jam?

The Jam ask in Town called Malice:

Its enough to make you stop believing when the kids can't fasten their shoes:loopy:

~One stolen from PC:Kasabian LSF

I'm on it, get on it

The chips are on fire

and my own Kasabian one from Cutt off:

Chew the backbone, a solar system, Inspiral Carpets

And for AGGGES as a kid I thought that Oliver's army was actually Out of the Zombie.

...And for AGGGES as a kid I thought that Oliver's army was actually Out of the Zombie.

Love that one .

How about: 'Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you' - Paul Young.

Love that one .

 

How about: 'Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you' - Paul Young.

Yes- how come most of them are to do with food?

Ive often wondered what a "Chid" is.

Billy Jean by Micheal Jackson mentions the fabled chid :

"Shes just a girl who says that I am the one,

but the chid is not my son!"

who was who sang 'i don't know where my hole is' (possibly supposed to be i don't know where my soul is)

Got brass in pocket

Confido Im gonna use it

Intention I feeling my tail

Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

Got motion restrained emotion

Been driving detour leaning

No visa just seems so pleasing

Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

Gonna use my arms

Gonna use my legs

Gonna use my style

Gonna use my sensip

Gonna use my fingers

Gonna use my, my, my imagination

.....

A tissue of whoppers!

Ive often wondered what a "Chid" is.

Billy Jean by Micheal Jackson mentions the fabled chid :

 

"Shes just a girl who says that I am the one,

but the chid is not my son!"

My younger sister used to sing that too !!

She also thought that Marvin Gaye used to sing

' I hurdled through the grapevine'

One or two here:

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showpost.php?p=2269030&postcount=14

Oh I like the haddock

You're so sweaty

I like the haddock

Just like a gypsy

Oh I like the haddock

You're so sweaty

I like the haddock

Just like a gypsy

I love it! Song please?

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"There's a bathroom on the right" !