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He was at the Blood Transfusion Centre on Friday and said he "wouldn't try to guarantee anyone's jobs as they had a lot of work to do to stabilise the NHS". Is that code for "I might go back on my word about leaving the NHS alone and increasing the investment in it"?

Are you all idiots? You must know what you are buying before you buy it. So you've got fridges full of food YOU bought in a shop but it's the shop's fault? YOU bought the stuff! Is an ASDA egg better than a Netto egg then? How can Netto food be horrible? Can a Mars Bar bought at Netto be horrible but the one bought at ASDA delicious? Your all *<REMOVED> nuts!

The thing is WellCarr me owd fruit, it's your choice, but you can shop anywhere you want and always find shop assistants with bad attitudes. Phone shops and Sports shops in Meadowhall are worst, some of those assistants, what they don't know, you could write on a postage stamp Not. Perhaps they don't know they have a bad attitude and the proprietor needs telling. He won't need people being driven away from his shop. Half the people on this forum must work there if it's a bad attitude problem. (See police presence thread)

Yeah, like I said, I had my ears lowered for a fiver. Our Myrtle bought a bag of spice.

I went fly fishing to Ladybower one day, the bloke next to me began to cast and nearly whipped a blokes ear off who was walking on the path behind him. "Oi" he shouted "You nearly took my ear off you idiot" to which the angler replied "You should look where you are walking, I've as much right as you have and anyway who are you calling an idiot?" "You" replied the walker raising his stick against the angler. "I was in the army you know" said the angler. I was peeing myself laughing by now.... "Oh ah, so was I, which regiment?" shouted said walker "Anglians" shouted the angler "Ah, thought so, no brains, I was in the East Lancs" taunted the walker.... "Ha, cooking mainly then eh? and so it went on.... The moral to the story is: You lot are like this!!

Why IS Gazza there anyway? Everyone knows England players are notoriously **** in shootouts.

Can't they let him just shoot Kay Burley before he turns himself in? It's not just SKY who are getting orgasmic about this, John Sopel on the BBC was walking around like Peter Snow from one resident woman to another and talking about a "ghastly mobile phone" and asking a woman if she heard any police screaming and shouting.

Ah, you must have gone upstairs. That's an old cinema with bricked up windows, that's probably why it was so dark. :hihi: Mind, I agree, a splash of colour and some imaginative lighting would liven it up a bit. I had my ears lowered today in the Mall at MoMo's for a fiver. As an outsider, I didn't think it stank of sheep *****, nobody appeared to have extra digits and it was sunny. Sheffield on the other hand had that CO3 smell combined with the everpresent unwashed smell around the castle market and some pretty strange looking objects wandering around. All you Stocksbridge knockers up there is Dore and Whirlow, thats where you all live isn't it, surely not in a terrace up Sharrow or a council house Stradbroke way, God forbid, pay a visit to Stocksbridge wonderland, but bring your TomTom, it's nearly on the other side of earth to Sheffield and you'll need to find your way out, providing they let you!

The two fattest blokes when I worked BSC always brought a big bottle of "pop" and always ate chocolate biscuits. The old one ended up with vertigo and high blood pressure and is now diabetic, the young one is getting bigger and orders out for a Chinese every shift when he is on nights. Neither of them drink alcoholic stuff. I never saw many workers eating apples or fruit least not these two.

You really should stop smoking. It's making you all bitter and twisted.

It's sunny, it's dry, it's nice weather and all you can do is sit and look out of your window at a cat catching birds or having a crap? Sit in the garden with your computer, they won't come in. Get out mate, slash some tyres, bend some wing mirrors, just try to get away from spouting absolute garbage on here, live a little. toute suite xxxx

Go for a fat bird at about 2. They'll always be there at the death in desperation as usual, they pay your taxi for you as well. The good lookers take taxi fares for granted then are in their front door before you can say "coffee". You're guaranteed a bit of slap and tickle. I'm speaking from experience.

Just to score cheap points. Ha ha. Ok, we're on "Who's got most supporters, Owls or blades?" tour now are we? Who's got most dog eaters or bear baiters???

We really did have a Mick Hunt at British Steel and a tiny young secretary was asked to go to the sales office to see if anyone had seen him.

Several billions? You've been on the powdered Tiger stuff....1052 million. Or 1 billion & 52 million more like.