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Big balls, small brain.

Tell him to get counselling.

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Shaz, you have to fake it (confidence that is ), it's hard at first, I know, but you can train yourself to get used to it until it becomes almost normal.

I like the YSL one but it goes dry quite quickly and it costs a weeks food shopping.

Thanks. I don't know how I'm going to get dressed though.

I feel like I've dislocated my shoulder blade...... if I go to A&E now does anybody have any idea if they could x-ray me tonight or am I in for a long wait? I can't move anything without it hurting, it even hurts to type.

Good luck! No beer belly for you I guess.

I'll have it!!!

Is Samaritans just for suicidal people? I need to talk to someone but I don't want to put my problems on my friends or family. Is there anyone else I could speak to either on phone or online?

I'll make sure it's ripe and soft, and totally useless.

You are wise beyond your years, but you have yet to amuse me so no banana for you.

But that would be salt water and I was taught never to drink when lost at sea.....

I have comforted myself with wine and am now fortified and ready for a fight so watch your mouth.

I would complain to whoever built the house. You should be able to have noisy sex in your own home without the neighbours complaining.