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  1. What an astute comment. Whenever this topic comes up I always read the comments carefully. Ten years ago I would have written what Bonzo does almost word for word. Eight years ago I escaped a 30 a day addiction. I am about £25,000 better off and now a very healthy person. Spot the fool.
  2. There is even one in Stockport. Which is quite similar to Las Vegas (in certain lights)
  3. This could be a good location for an international event in the future. Perhaps something to do with students or such like ?
  4. Also a good reason to stop the birds flying over.
  5. The dead person,the visitor or the dog ? What about a dearly loved pet elephant ?
  6. Like the canals in England. Built by the Irish.
  7. Lift I will you give for 1 Billion Earth coins.
  8. From the men in white coats : Fire Statistics, Great Britain, 2010-11 31 Deaths by source of ignition of fire (Tables 2.1 and 11) 2.10 Smokers’ materials (i.e. cigarettes, cigars or pipe tobacco) were the most frequent source of ignition causing accidental dwelling fire deaths, accounting for over a third of all accidental dwelling fire deaths in 2010-11. For every 1,000 accidental dwelling fires (where smokers’ materials were the source of ignition), 35 people were killed in 2010- 11
  9. 5,000 fire fighters have lost their jobs since 2010, 39 fire stations have been closed and budgets have been cut. On top of this the governments plans to change their retirement age and cut their pensions. I don't know about you, but becoming a fire fighter doesn't seem half as appealing as it used to be. You'd think that the government would want to attract the right kind of person for such an important job. _______ “I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth.” Stop smoking.You will make a dramatic reduction to your fire risk.Then you will not need to worry so much about the fire service.
  10. If that is in any sense an accusation I resent it deeply.
  11. If you really want to throw up try this : My little girl came up to me in the kitchen this evenin' While I was fixing supper And she handed me a piece of paper she'd been writin' on And after wipin' my hands on my apron I read it, and this is what it said For mowin' the yard, five dollars For makin' my own bed this week, one dollar Goin' to the store, fifty cents Playin' with little sister while you went to the store, twenty-five cents Takin' out the trash, one dollar Gettin' a good report card, five dollars And for rakin' the yard, two dollars Total owed, fourteen dollars and seventy-five cents Well, I looked at her standin' there expectantly And a thousand memories flashed through my mind And so I picked up the pen, and turnin' the paper over This is what I wrote For the nine months I've carried you growin' inside me, no charge For the nights I've sat up with you, doctored you, prayed for you, no charge For the ties, folding clothes and for wipin' your nose, there's no charge When you add it all up, the full cost of my love is, no charge Well, when she finished readin' she had great big old tears in her eyes And she looked up at me and said, "Mommy, I sure do love you" Then she took the pen and in great big letters she wrote, 'Paid in full' When you add it all up, the cost of real love is, no charge
  12. When I came to study in Sheffield in the early 70's I remember being told about the dreadful sexual humiliations carried out by women in the cutlery factories on young male apprentices. Hope those very old chaps are ready to start legal actions.
  13. How could they tell it was a girl ? Serious question.
  14. Where do you have the meeting to agree where the meeting will be held ?
  15. I suspect many men of my age may look back at their actions in the 1960's and 70's and wonder when the Police might knock on the door.
  16. A Gelding is a castrated horse. There is an area near Nottingham called GEDLING though.
  17. Wanna tell you story About woman I know When it comes to lovin' She steals the show She ain't exactly pretty Ain't exactly small Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix You could say she's got it all Never had a woman Never had a woman like you Doin' all the things Doin' all the things you do Ain't no fairy story Ain't no skin and bones But you give it all you got Weighin' in at nineteen stone
  18. Maybe substitute the word "I" and buy yourself a new box of tissues. You also might have heard of homosexuality,but I doubt it.
  19. How many men - women would fall for the honey trap? Is it 12 ?
  20. Where does it say "have to" ? A response is done through choice not compulsion. Please respond.
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