Dj_Shadowman

IMHO its gotta be Andy Jay. After me of course

If they are racing, just ring the local cops.

Fantastic story

Nice one - do you have a link to the story ?

Just tried google, typed in my name & Sheffield - got over 33,220 results

No worries, will do you a few more in the next day or so

No, they wanted a "greatest hits" type cd so I gave them the "premier hits" one.

Hope you like the cd

Thought this thread was about dempseys

Am I reading this right - a CAR that holds £70 worth of petrol You sure its not a challenger tank ? As above, ask to see the cctv.

Oh didnt you...something about Kelly having less talent than the sh*t on your shoe. Its on the x factor audition - links are on this thread.

Deleted content of this post as it would upset the pc brigade.

Well rumour has it that Ronaldo has made it up to Rooney : http://s34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/Shadowman273/?action=view&current=cristianoronaldo.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch2

True, but you know the govt, they just love throwing our money away

Well apparently Rooney has said that if Ronaldo stays, he will go - he already has a new career lined up : http://s34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/Shadowman273/?action=view&current=ice_cream1.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1 I also hear that the two of them are in the process of making it up : http://s34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/Shadowman273/?action=view&current=cristianoronaldo.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch2

I saw a bloke in an articulated lorry do a 3 point turn in the middle of the road the other day - whilst on the phone Last I heard it was illegal not to use hands free / bluetooth etc. Moronic muppets - then they eventually have an accident they will be bleating "it wasnt my fault"

Thanks for that, its just for an old concrete path I found when digging the garden over ready for turfing. Could make a couple of trips to the tip in the minibus, but im too idle

Any idea on the price for a small skip ?

Tell him that forgery is illegal - it cant be real surely !

Its zonealarm with antivirus

Do you really need that translating Robbie ?

There are a few dj's on here, one may be willing to hire out their PA.

MJ, ever thought it could be a revenge attack for the pigeon

I see that nothing has been said about women cheating ! And yes, it does happen - even though women (in general) like to make out to us poor old men that they are perfect Devious creatures women. Sits back and waits for the onslaught

This could be good, the landlord at the fox is an old mate - does he still run the karaoke himself ?