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We had a fishing match here last weekend. Dave was Very helpful but did insist on his rules which was fine We all had a great day fishing and I landed 2 x 12lb we will defo Book a match here next year

To all you beautiful girls out there happy valentines day , to all you fat birds, chin up its pancake day next week

No all the big old ones

Do u think they would take the lot i bet there 60 of each plus box's of parts ?

Hi i have a shed load of pc/monitors/drivers etc. i want to get rid to make room i was going to hire a skip but was told cant put them in. So if any good to someone or any ideas how to get rid would b a big help...

Dose anyone know why the pond is been drained??

It Might B that one only been once had 2 ponds, i want to book a match

Hi dose anybody know a contact number/info for mill Hill farm fishery in burgh le marsh ......

We Got no power on Morgan ......

Just been watching the ladies beach volley ball and there has already been a bad wrist injury, i should be ok by the morning

Be nice to fat people, They have enough on their plate

I beat my bitch of a girlfriend with a tennis racket. Served her right.

‎50 shades of Liverpool.. "Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women". "As he approached, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my fila tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.""As I stood in line at the Job Centre a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Tesco Express. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same!"

I was at a fancy dress party the other night when a big fat girl came over to me. She blushed & said "I really really fancy you " ."Calm down luv " I replied "it's just a costume , I'm not a real doughnut"

I love warm summer nights when you can open all the windows and fall asleep naked. Not sure the taxi driver appreciates it though.

Hungarian Olympic fans have been banned from shouting 'Go Hungary'. Near any Ethiopian athletes

I've arrived in Switzerland for my supervised suicide. I got here just in time for the welcome breakfast ..... They was serving Cheerios !!

Half of India without power after 'one of world's worst power cuts 'No wonder I couldn't get through to HSBC on the phone all day!

The government have advised people to be vigilant when buying tickets for the olympics. As there are a lot of fakes about. ive Just checked mine for the mens wheelchair triple jump and they seem genuine enough......

My missus asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive. My reply of "Don't worry love, your tits cover it" didn't go down too well !!a

I just cut-off my girlfriends life support machine. Or put a block on our joint account as she called it.

‎90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

As i sat staring at my broken pencil i thought... There's just no point anymore.

I couldn't believe it when Facebook was down last night. At one point I had to turn the T.V. on to see the football score and go outside to find out what the weather was like....

I was sat thinking the other day! how can two women play Monopoly at the same time when there is only one Iron?