catdoors
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We had a fishing match here last weekend. Dave was Very helpful but did insist on his rules which was fine We all had a great day fishing and I landed 2 x 12lb we will defo Book a match here next year
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To all you beautiful girls out there happy valentines day , to all you fat birds, chin up its pancake day next week
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No all the big old ones
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Do u think they would take the lot i bet there 60 of each plus box's of parts ?
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Hi i have a shed load of pc/monitors/drivers etc. i want to get rid to make room i was going to hire a skip but was told cant put them in. So if any good to someone or any ideas how to get rid would b a big help...
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Abbeydale Industrial Hamlet Fishing Pond.
catdoors replied to verona's topic in Sheffield Fishing Group
Dose anyone know why the pond is been drained?? -
It Might B that one only been once had 2 ponds, i want to book a match
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Hi dose anybody know a contact number/info for mill Hill farm fishery in burgh le marsh ......
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We Got no power on Morgan ......
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Just been watching the ladies beach volley ball and there has already been a bad wrist injury, i should be ok by the morning
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Be nice to fat people, They have enough on their plate
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I beat my bitch of a girlfriend with a tennis racket. Served her right.
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‎50 shades of Liverpool.. "Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women". "As he approached, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my fila tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.""As I stood in line at the Job Centre a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Tesco Express. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same!"
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I was at a fancy dress party the other night when a big fat girl came over to me. She blushed & said "I really really fancy you " ."Calm down luv " I replied "it's just a costume , I'm not a real doughnut"
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I love warm summer nights when you can open all the windows and fall asleep naked. Not sure the taxi driver appreciates it though.
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Hungarian Olympic fans have been banned from shouting 'Go Hungary'. Near any Ethiopian athletes
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I've arrived in Switzerland for my supervised suicide. I got here just in time for the welcome breakfast ..... They was serving Cheerios !!
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Half of India without power after 'one of world's worst power cuts 'No wonder I couldn't get through to HSBC on the phone all day!
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The government have advised people to be vigilant when buying tickets for the olympics. As there are a lot of fakes about. ive Just checked mine for the mens wheelchair triple jump and they seem genuine enough......
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My missus asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive. My reply of "Don't worry love, your tits cover it" didn't go down too well !!a
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I just cut-off my girlfriends life support machine. Or put a block on our joint account as she called it.
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‎90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
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As i sat staring at my broken pencil i thought... There's just no point anymore.
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I couldn't believe it when Facebook was down last night. At one point I had to turn the T.V. on to see the football score and go outside to find out what the weather was like....
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I was sat thinking the other day! how can two women play Monopoly at the same time when there is only one Iron?