I saw this attempt to bring some humour into the current plight of the sad consequences associated with the coronavirus pandemic. No upset or offence intended but hope it might provide some amusement. Can the good folk on this forum think of any more?
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust,
A submarine company has gone under,
A manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation
A dog kennel manufacturer has had to call in the retrievers
A company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded,
The local paper hanger has gone to the wall.
The town crier has had to call it a day.
The suite shop is sofa so good
A yacht builder has closed due to lack of sails
A manufacturer of camouflage gear has disappeared.
A pudding makers business has crumbled.
The gardening company has had to put their workers out to grass.
The off-licence is now the licence
A brewers has dried up.
An accountant has lost his balance.
Life jacket manufacturers couldn’t stay afloat
The local train driver has gone off the rails
A loan shark has gone bust due to lack of interest
The library has been caught by Trading Standards for being fruity.
An electrician has gone part time as business was light
A ship builder is sinking
Limbo Dancers Ltd have just gone under
A local breast enhancing surgeon has gone tits up
The local car mechanic is on skid row
A man building yachts in his attic, the sails have gone through the roof
Local knickers manufacturers the bottoms fell out of the market.
Local bathroom installers gone down the pan.
A clairvoyant has given up the ghost
A water purification plant is going down the plughole
The window cleaner is shattered.
The new barber has had to cut his losses ..., hair today, gone tomorrow
The bra company went bust because it had no support
The paper shop has blown away.
The local barber isn't cutting hair any longer, he is cutting it shorter
A comedian has had his last laugh
Ski instructors are on a slippery slope.
The local bread maker has run out of dough
The undertakers made a dead loss
The ice cream manufacturer’s assets have been frozen
The Kodak film company is apparently filing for bankruptcy but we will pass on any further news as it develops
Chicken farm workers laid off
Hairdressers cutting costs
An electrician has blown his fuse
The plumber is feeling drained.
The builder has collapsed.
The local doctor has lost his patience.
The butcher has had the chop
The candle maker has liquidated
The local baths had to throw in the towel
Bookies gone to the dogs
Forestry Commission has no branch managers
Computer manufacturers are feeling the byte.
Stationers are stationary
Gardeners have gone to pot.
Window cleaner has sadly kicked the bucket
Shoemakers have popped their clogs
The cesspit cleaning man is in the sh*t.
The ceramicist has gone to pot.
A local ghost buster has the wiilies put up him
The dance instructor not getting enough turn around
The sandwich shop not earning enough bread
The local pub is calling time.
The florist is wilting.
The butcher has had to make cuts.
The radio company has just called in the receivers
My curtain shop has closed. And where I bought my big mirror has also gone but I guess that’s just a reflection of these times.
Reflection of the times is that mirror in the clock shop....
The council’s outsourced management company has gone into administration.