breeze

hour glass

buggar thought no-one would notice the beak gutted, will have to buy a balaclava now

typing with your head? lol

its the feet that gave it away huh?

Mine says I'm a fat blue duck... well a third of that may be true..lol

Moffat was worse, she stole my fags outta mi socks... lol

Mr Totty was fascinating, scary as hell but a good teacher, sorry to hear he's passed

Schools out for summer

Hi Vas8849, not sure if this is much help... but in my opinion 'shut up' would be 'shurrup' if said on its own, 'Shut the ***** up' would be the same... if you were saying 'shut ya gob' and wanted to add the swearing it would probably be 'shut ya f*cking gob'. but... after saying that, if it was a Yorkshire thing it would be shut 'thi' gob. most peope do say 'me' instead of 'my' (or 'mi'), I'd say 'mi mother', the 'i' sounding as you would say it in 'big' not sure if any of that helps... I'm confused myself now...not a hard thing to do to me though...LOL Good luck with the writing

Ride on...

leave out the turmeric though or I aint doing the dishes with you after..

I stand corrected and should have known that...just glad we don't do the same thing, I'd be a very skinny spider...LOL

If I could turn back time

Fragile...

Ah yes, how obvious is that, I waited while I'd scoffed the pie before I tried it... tsk! you tell me now!