(Quote)Kids should be banned from anywhere that has cutlery and serves anything runnier than concrete, on health and safety grounds. They have their restaurants and they should stick to them. Imagine their horror if we all went in and ordered up the last of their ‘Happy meals.’ They simply wouldn’t stand for it.
And, where there are kids, people tend to get sanctimonious about my smoking, swearing and showing off my arse.
Kids, hate us! They may not say it, but they think it. That is why they leave their Lego at the top of the stairs; kak themselves in the most unnecessary places and stare at us from their buggies! Kids, adult food and civilisation don’t mix.(Quote)
People with kids should be allowed to take them anywhere without grumpy people moaning. if you don't like kids in restaurants then don't sit near them, and showing your arse in a restaurant - who's the kid there!