Paul Blade

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Sheffield wednesday get in the premier league." "Thats not fair" said the fairy.

The other night, I got stupidly drunk. So drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my hat, my scarf, my coat, my shoes, my jumper, my t-shirt, my trousers and my underwear and bundled them all up into a ball, then crept up the stairs as quietly as I could. When I got to the top of the stairs I realised I was on a bus!

'Boss, is it ok if I have tomorrow off, I have to bury my mother in law.' 'Didn't you have a day off last month to bury her?' 'Yes, but the dog dug her up again'.

Tough game for man. utd. tomorrow. Football. ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 15:43 ---------- BBC SPORT: Wednesday interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott. ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 15:55 ---------- I answered the door and said, "Not again, you came last Christmas. Here's a fiver, now clear off, and shut the gate on your way out." Slamming the door behind me. My wife shouted, "Paul, stop being horrible to the carol singers, they're only raising money for charity." I said, "It wasn't them, it was your Mother."

Don't forget this one as well Grapps Anyone mentioned Palace at s6 in 2010? :roll:

Stella, Stella, Stella and Stella those famous Belgium brothers m8y ?

He said it wasn't on his twitter feed I pointed it out it was and where it was 7 tweets below the one showing picture of the flood of 07 I EVEN GAVE A LINK TO IT Quote "You might be amused to know I was forced to abandon my seat in the Hillsborough press box tonight. Hole in the roof right above my head!"

Took you off ignore just to answer https://twitter.com/AlanBiggs1 7 below picture of sewage floating in 07 at rust bucket get someone to quote your apologies as you are back on ignore :loopy: BTW FYI so you don't let ignorance get in the way of a dig again Kepper sent off for handling outside area Thug? Brown went off limping missed rest of season after having a hernia op Thug? Ullathorn had to go off in 82 mins injured Thug? Santos sent off for 2 footed tackle on johnson who had shattered his cheekbone and eye socket the previous season nearly blinding him Suffo sent off for butting mcinnes who he said spit at him either way right or wrong neither of them played for us again FACT not fantacy

Alan Biggs was the man from Sheff. Telegraph

I don't know he hasn't got got back to me yet

Thats me help anyone lol (Well mostly) did it as well evidently there are a couple of screws in stand and at least 1 covered by it I have small (micro) drivers so can/could bring them What I was thinking tho using a dock you don't need to disconnect and take off the side of the tower, to find you don't have connectors to put it in (happened about a month ago)

Correct Gary Donny 3-1 50 mins (after 1/2 time result should stand or play remainder of game ie:- 40 mins) http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23737099 replay Donny robbed 2-0 39 and 60 mins http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2514018/Charlton-2-Doncaster-0-Addicks-rain-Rovers-parade-washout-replay.html Evidently in some other countries (Spain for 1) the game (replay) would have carried on from 50 mins Donny would have started the game 1-3 up playing 40 mins

Pilon I have a Sata dock that I can pop over with and try to see if it's the caddy or hard drive if you want I can come any time free depending on where you live(fuel) PS I drink coffee lol please send a pm if you want me with a phone number I can read them on my phone but not send them Posted from Sheffieldforum.co.uk App for Android

Thought I recognised him lol http://tinyurl.com/po8mwqb

LoL both RS commentators saying it should be called off wonder what they would be saying if s6 were winning seems they got their way game abandoned

MoZaLaN from off forum highly recommended on here Just ring him up before you drop it in, free diag and cheap I will be taking granddaughters laptop in (again) all different things she has done I know my way round a tower but not got fingers for fiddling with lappy lol Sorry denomis I was looking for his address and made a cuppa before finally posting it lol

Blonde? Not to bad been a bit rough since I went to see Pete think it is contagious lol It was a long walk from car to ward next time I won't ring up and ask them nearest place to park car there was at least 2 other places closer than where they told me :rant: Got your kitchen done yet?

LOL just got in and turned radio on to find this just turned it off again for 15 mins you may be 0-2 by then :hihi: Seriously tho the thing about Wigan leaving players out is they have Reading away Brum home Burnley at home in next 11 days

Tried to send you a PM but can't

HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I wonder who :suspect: Perhaps err no definitely someone previously banned for good and sneaking back under another name and heading the same way Pathetic

Lin can I have a tart to sit on my knee please? :hihi:

I didn't mean you but if you asked and I replied my post would be removed and a ban could be handed to me if I had done it before same as a advert blocker on here

^^^ Point proved webby m8^^^

Posting things like that on here is one of the surefire ways to get a holiday temp or even permanent

Can you send it me please granddaughter has same problem Thank you Paul