Paul Blade

Its all fun don't tell me that the next time you win/draw and we lose your lot won't start a thread giving us stick

Wasn't aimed at you m8y I was actually typing the post before you posted yours

lol it's a sign they've lost again at s6 Bah Humbug we've lost so lets have digs at Blades Don't worry be happy we are tonight No need for this

Agree 1000% it is surprising that so many people complain that they aren't getting xyz D/L when the isp say they should IMO THE ISP SHOULD MAKE IT PLAIN YOU WON'T GET FULL D/L SPEED WITH WIRELESS sorry about caps caught key

Woeful, hopeless and pathetic lol Another caller

S6 fan on RS there was Kids for a Quid and kids near him complaining that they could have done more with the quid than be forced to sit 90 mins 'watching that rubbish' His words not mine

Not according to RS and the first caller on PoG had left when they scored :hihi:

2 out of next 3 games I can't ATM see you getting owt Blackburn away and Blackpool at home ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 17:13 ---------- Listening to RS they said after this performance the decision may be sooner rather than later to get a manager

Young Victor Meldrew

Two Rabbi's were talking, the first one says, "It's 2013 this could be the year Christ returns. What presents and gifts should we get?" "Presents?" Replied the second Rabbi, "It's only just over two thousand years since he had some." ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 15:18 ---------- My wife wouldn't be happy if she knew what I went to the works Christmas do as every year. Single. ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 15:29 ---------- Mickey Mouse has a Sheffield wednesday watch.

4 posts on your threads each having a dig at us wasn't man enough to take his ban as you said :loopy: Happy Birthday Mrs C

Sheffield United 25 Long 04 White 06 Hill 12 Miller 05 Maguire 15 Collins 08 Doyle 14 McGinn 11 Baxter 09 Porter 29 McMahon Substitutes 01 Howard 07 Flynn 10 Taylor 17 Coady 19 Brandy 22 Lappin 23 Murphy Ref: David Phillips ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 17:00 ---------- A draw and a clean sheet according to RS we should have won it but will wait while one of those who went comes on COYRAWW ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 17:01 ---------- And orieyent lost as well

My careers adviser said: "You seem to have no discernible skills or abilities, your decision making and judgement are terrible and you're always totally convinced you're right when you're completely wrong. You really only have two job options: You can be a weatherman or a Premier League referee." ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 00:33 ---------- Who ever said that getting drunk makes anything look attractive? I've drunk 15 cans of Stella and wednesday still look crap. ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 00:36 ---------- I'm a very optimistic person. When the zombie apocalypse starts I'm heading straight to the nearest graveyard for an epic game of Whack-A-Mole.

After watching a video of 'Dynamo' walking on the Thames, and doing a levitation stunt in front of the 'Statue of Christ', milan manderic has asked if he can attend next years games with Sheffield wednesday to help them stay up Dynamo has responded by saying, " I perform magic, not miracles."

How does anyone correcting grammar help someone asking a question?

My wife was in a horrible accident, the doctor came out and said, "I'm sorry, she's not going to make it." Which is funny, because that's pretty much what she said before she fell down the stairs when I asked her for a sandwich. ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 21:11 ---------- Justin Bieber announces his retirement. Ian Watkins is sent down for 29 years. Frazer from N-Dubz is declared bankrupt. All we need now is for Jimi Hendrix to rise from the grave and go on tour, and this will be the best week in the history of music.

All this talk of Liverpool having SAS in their forward line, that's nothing wednesday have LOL in midfield and WTH in defence ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 18:00 ---------- After doctors told him that his eyesight was failing and that chronic arthritis was attacking his joints, my mate became very depressed about losing his job. But wednesday don't have anyone better so he's staying on as their first team forward. ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 18:05 ---------- When asked by reporters if he had ever been offered a betting bribe, David Moyes replied "I was offered £3M to make sure Man Utd don't qualify for Europe next season but I told them I'd do it for free". ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 18:06 ---------- I heard a news report saying Stuart Greys got stopped for speeding in South Barnsley. It's believed he won't contest the charges as he told the police that "at this point in time I'll take 3 points from anywhere".

There is always 1 with nothing valid or of interest to post

Keep it clean masked swearing will only get thread closed

Sad news whoever you support Condolences to the family RIP Simon

I was playing Football Manager on my PC when I was offered the wednesday job. I knew it was a crap squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the phone down and got back to Football Manager. ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 17:08 ---------- I've applied for the England manager's job. I know I won't get it, but it keeps the dole people off my back for another couple of weeks. My mate made the mistake of applying for the wednesday job. He's got to go for an interview on Monday. ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 17:10 ---------- I'm so excited. Only 1 more wednesday defeat till Christmas! ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 17:20 ---------- A Blade and a owl get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the owl says, "So you're a Blade, that's interesting. I'm a wednesday fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but, fortunately, we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The Blade replied, "I totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" He went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?" He hands the bottle to the owl who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Blade. The Blade takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the owl. The owl asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Blade replies, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Nice one m8y :hihi:

What do you call a man with an I.Q of 1 A wednesdayite What do you call a man with an I.Q of 2 A married wednesdayite What do you call a man with an I.Q of 3 A lying wednesdayite ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 16:51 ---------- When milan manderic said he thought wednesday could finish second I didn't realise he meant in every game. ---------- Post added 20-12-2013 at 16:57 ---------- Knorr have released a special edition Blue & white striped Oxo cube to celebrate the Sheffield wednesday 2nd Championship season. It's called the Laughing Stock.

The police rescued a small lad from his parents who beat him constantly. He was placed with an aunt, who sadly beat him too. Then he went to a foster home, where again he was beaten. He has now been placed with the wednesday football team who, as we know, cannot beat anyone.

The kids from Sheffield Children's Hospital are going to hillsborough today to cheer the players up.