Paul Blade

Are you sure it isn't your end see here different but a problem I sorted 1 check online/or ring isp if you can't to see if there are any problems their end 2 explain with them what is happening go through all the things they say If you are sure it isn't your end and they are sure it isn't their end or the router then tell them you want a OR visit Note if it is your end you will get a bill of £110 + vat from Open Reach

I have the same problem yesterday 1m d/l wired and 8 on wireless rang ISP to see if there were any problems This morning decided to fetch wireless PC and exchange it with wired one d/l went up to 22.9 I know the spare one isn't good but 23m d/l is a lot better than 1 Solution network card fubared need replacement find decent PCI one

TBF I think they would have chosen Hackney Marshes over s6 better ground :hihi:

Say no more then that must be the reason it failed then :hihi: the question was the last big game played there ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 19:04 ---------- England U21's Aug 13th

Come on be fair Pete he was big that CF a good 5'8" :hihi:

Come on then when was the last tournament or big game it played? 96 wasn't it that was the last time it had a face lift

Where as the rb is just a turd no matter how its wrapped

All you will get is Blame Rossy lol ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 14:26 ---------- And to you m8

One of the best jokes today that Matt ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 00:10 ---------- "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?" "I don't know," said my grandma, "I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year." ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 00:14 ---------- Marks And Spencers new advert states that it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S. They're right too. It'd be Chrita. ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 00:15 ---------- Why is Santa Claus always smiling? Because he knows where all the bad girls live. ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 00:16 ---------- I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty... ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 00:17 ---------- Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you correctly pointed out that it could not be mine as I was still alive and your fiancé had been missing for a week. ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 00:19 ---------- 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors. ---------- Post added 24-12-2013 at 00:21 ---------- It's so crap having to go to work on Boxing day when everyone else is still enjoying the Christmas break. Sometimes I don't think people realise how tough life is when you're a Premier league footballer.

I was charged with Bigamy and I said to my solicitor, "I'm worried about the death penalty." "Impossible," he said, "It can't happen." "You haven't met my wives." I replied. ---------- Post added 23-12-2013 at 19:38 ---------- You really shouldn't say, "Is it in yet?" to a man. Especially if he's giving you a prostate exam. ---------- Post added 23-12-2013 at 19:40 ---------- My contortionist friend has just been arrested for indecent exposure. He's worried he's going to have it hanging over his head for the rest of his life. ---------- Post added 23-12-2013 at 19:41 ---------- I slipped a pair of nice warm boxers on as soon as they came out of the dryer this morning. You should have seen the look on the old lady's face who works in the laundromat. ---------- Post added 23-12-2013 at 19:42 ---------- The government is considering reducing the age of consent. I told the wife I was doing the same thing - I'm lowering weight of consent from 16 stone to 12.

My wife started choking and required the Heimlich manoeuvre during dinner last night. Her funeral is next week. ---------- Post added 23-12-2013 at 19:27 ---------- I couldn't believe it when I was stopped and breathalysed by the police driving home from the pub last night and passed. I knew that landlord had been watering down the whiskey. ---------- Post added 23-12-2013 at 19:27 ---------- I'm going to try my hardest to make it home for Christmas this year ; To make up for last year , when I left the pub and fell in a hedge.

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One of my m8's said he (smeggson) said exactly the same but not as politely

Okay m8y thought you hadn't noticed lol :hihi:

Ronnie Biggs has died, aged 84. This leaves National Rail as the last remaining Great Train Robber, with cheese sandwiches for £4.50 ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 21:01 ---------- I have just heard the army have got 30,000 reserves. It must be hard to get into the first team. ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 21:02 ---------- Sven Goran Eriksson says winning the World Cup in Brazil next year is beyond England. And let's face it, what Sven doesn't know about not winning World Cups isn't worth knowing. ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 21:05 ---------- Liverpool are raving about the SAS - Sturridge and Suarez. Man Utd are still trying to come up with one for Welbeck, Anderson, Nani, Kagawa, Evra, Rooney and Smalling ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 21:06 ---------- Liverpool are raving about the SAS - Sturridge and Suarez. Man Utd are still trying to come up with one for Welbeck, Anderson, Nani, Kagawa, Evra, Rooney and Smalling Alex Ferguson states in his book that David Beckham had to leave old Trafford because Beckham thought he was bigger than the club. Give it a couple of years under Moyes and the tea lady will be bigger than the club. ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 21:08 ---------- " Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed he turned down the England manager's job on two separate occasions" He would have accepted however if Howard Webb was allowed to referee for key games ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 21:14 ---------- My goth son told me he wants to be a bodybuilder. "Like Schwarzenegger, Charles Atlas or Lou Ferrigno?" I asked. "No, Dr Frankenstein." ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 21:18 ---------- If Prince Philip was given a Twitter account, how long do you think it'll be before he gets arrested? ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 21:19 ---------- After 3 months of treatment, my psychiatrist told me I was cured of my kleptomania. 'Doctor, how can I ever thank you?' I asked. He replied 'Well, if you ever have a relapse, I could do with a new Rolex.'

No chance in hell of it ever happening there is to much history in both clubs It seems that every time a thread like this is made it's either a s6 poster or one that doesn't post regular on on here This one brought up by a s6 poster after 2 years ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 20:50 ---------- Original thread over 2 years old when 'wendy' comment was made

Shouldn't that be " incapable of humour" :hihi: there should be smilies at end but the phone won't let me put them on Posted from Sheffieldforum.co.uk App for Android

Now this I agree with but the Victor Meldrew one when I close my eyes I can see tiity going on about our finances

The late great Frankie Howerd OBE to easy that one hotty

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"I'd like one of those e-cigarettes please," I asked. "You do realise that this is a pet shop?" said the woman behind the counter. "Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to help my beagle to quit." ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 00:49 ---------- I was compiling a list of all those famous faces who have died this year and it made some depressing reading: Peter O'Toole, Lou Reed, Nelson Mandela You forgot Thatcher my wife pointed out, Thats why I married her, always manages to see the bright side... ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 00:50 ---------- My wife really wants a baby, so you can imagine the amount of sex we've been having lately. None. ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 00:51 ---------- Geordies think that Neymar only has a father. ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 00:54 ---------- Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a wednesday fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?" ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 00:55 ---------- How many Manchester Utd. fans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the "2013 light bulb changing" commemorative T-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Torquay ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 00:57 ---------- Two wednesday fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first? Does it matter ? ---------- Post added 22-12-2013 at 01:00 ---------- A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and breaks wind. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Goal, I am winning 1 nil." She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies "Goal, one all." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her. He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he follows through in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

Firefighters are said to be struggling to control the blaze at Chessington World of Adventures. You can't blame them. They have to park their fire engines half a mile away in a field, water costs £5 a litre, there's a one hour queue to get to the front and £3 to exit the field afterwards. ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 22:20 ---------- I just called a bookmaker for prices on the next wednesday manager. The operator said 'One moment sir, who's calling' I said 'Paul Blade account number 68264' He came back a couple of minutes later and said 'You're currently 3/1 sir' ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 22:26 ---------- I was on Dragons' Den but got chucked out. Apparently asking Deborah Meaden to "run off and get me a sandwich while the men talk business" is unacceptable. ---------- Post added 21-12-2013 at 22:35 ---------- I don't know what's more difficult at Christmas every year, buying my girlfriends present or hiding it. From my wife.

good one lol:hihi:

another caller was told the same and presenter asked him how many of the s6 players would get in the Bournemouth team he said ERRRR let me put it another way lol couldn't give a straight answer You couldn't make it up:hihi:

Heard from a few m8s and on FB that the rumour is Paddy Madden coming in Jan