Chris_B_1983

My granddad ate meat for breakfast, lunch and tea all his life.

I hired quite a large one for about 40 minutes last night. It was a quid.

It looked a little like this, but had more white.

Checked through my stuff, looks like he was in the raisins.

Watched the video, it is not that thing.

Not that far away. Is Swallownest known for Ferrets???

Er, well, it looked like one to me.

Just been in my pantry to get some jam out, and a white weasel ran out past me, and out of the back door. I must have disturbed him. Is it normal for them to come into houses this time of year? Never known it before.

When I was in eastern Europe, wild stray dogs were a big problem. I used to carry a TASER, just in case.

Helping his fellow man in a time of need...offering his own supplies and use of phone...disrupting his busy schedule to help someone out...not minding me sitting in his car in a jumpsuit covered in mud, soaking wet... That is my idea of a gentleman.

The council send a couple of guys around every fortnight to do mine. I have a problem with ingrowing toenails, and cannot get up a ladder to do it myself.

My male, hal-Al, is looking to rent the property as an outlet to purvey quality meat products. Follow me on twitter for updates.

There are also some very nice Gudgeon in the Rother, surprisingly large (for the species). And a few terrapins.

I believe a bloke called Stan owns them. He had a takeaway in Halfway years ago, grew the business, and bought land. Good money to be made from them apparently, yet you never see florists selling many poppies.

That is a Minnow.

I was once in a sticky situation in Wrexham in 2006, and the guy stopped and offered me use of his mobile phone. The guy is a legend, and we shared a large Americano he had just bought from Costa whilst waiting for assistance to arrive. What a gentleman.

Have you tried putting it in neutral, key in ignition but turned off, fuel filler flap open, pump the clutch 5 times, put the blower onto position 2, pump the clutch 5 more times and remove the key?

Dizzee Rascal. The guy has done a lot for the UK, and I for one admire him.

Should reduce significantly. If they wear dog masks, they can bark at any potential thief or prowler.

Are you serious? Venison sausages?? I am looking for bangers on a budget you loon. ---------- Post added 24-06-2013 at 21:31 ---------- 30% meat is pretty good going in my book. I just had a bag of bacon flavour oddities, meat content less than 0.1%. And I haven't got a cat.

Why, what is the problem with other sausages?

They will be fine, they are only for the kids.

Where is the best place to buy cheap sausages in Sheffield? Looking for quantity rather than quality. The kids stayed with their aunt in Lincolnshire over the weekend, and have developed a taste for sausages. Been to Morrisons but they want £2.69 for a pack of 8 Lincolnshire sausages...

I too am quite partial to a glass of Carling. I don't pay more for the extra cold though, I just stick to the normal stuff. The post struck a chord with me, as I spent a night in that same social club many years ago, after a parachute jump went wrong and I was on sick leave for a while. At the time, Riding bitter was the tipple of the day, and I had one too many. I got a taxi back to Wincobank (don't remember the cab firm) and was terrified I might throw up in the back of the Cortina 1.6GL.

Just take a can of Skol in your rucksack