Chris_B_1983

I know a Chinese guy who dismantles scrap cars, but no Japanese, sorry.

Here I sat, about to cool it. My plan; to eat a fu**in boo-lit. -bathroom suicide

I assume all the folk who saw this managed to get pics?

Skin is waterproof. So is Gore Tex. There is nothing in between. Buy a cheap waterproof, you are wasting your money. Buy a good un or cope with being wet.

I dunno Ghostrider, he didn't look like a judge to me. He didn't even have a wig, just a skinhead.

On the contrary. I saw a gent walking through that estate with a copy of Dostoevsky's Crime & Punishment only last week. He seemed genuine enough; he wasn't wearing a top, and was drinking a can of Special Brew.

I heard it was going to be a branch of Waterstones.

I went in the Double Top, and ordered the missus a lager and lime. The barman said 'we don't do cocktails'. It is a dog eat dog world.

I think it is a risk; most cat killers move on to children. Ian Brady liked shooting kittens with a bow and arrow in his early teens.

Or, a cup of coffee and a cigarette... the traditional full english

Idiots do. Ones who say their children 'won't eat anything else'.

It will be a train station soon.

Do they offer an organic option for me, and vegan for the wife? Not bothered about dessert, got 12 Lion bars in the cupboard.

Gastown sounds good to me...

Economic equality? If I work hard and make myself a better life than some of these people, then I do not want to be anything like their equal; I am better than them. I dream of a better time, when workhouses were commonplace, and these people were sent to smash rocks up for 19 hours a day.

I went into a public house in the city recently, and that was full of drunk people wanting to fight with each other. I went home and had a can of Skol whilst watching The Bill on youtube.

I once bought a broken keyboard wi me pocket money, then I bought a kneeboard.

I spent a year in Bogota, where 30'C would be seen as refreshingly cool. We had no air conditioning, and there were fires everywhere, usually burning the carcasses of dead animals, old tyres and so on. Get a grip. One day, we shall all die, and then it won't matter.

I can do you one for £35, and will not charge vat.

A mate of mine started selling something on city streets. He now drives a brand new Range Rover, and his watch cost more than my car. Not sure what the product is, don't think it is the big issue.

I can lease you a Venus Fly Trap for £71 month + vat, pm me if interested.

I often take mine on the Trent, the kids are bored of ponds.

Does anyone on here remember what actually went on inside the mine, or were you all standing next to metal dustbins with a fire on, drinking cans of Hofmeister? My memories of coal mines in the area were exactly that.

The girls may need a lesson on the risks of getting their faces bitten off by unfamiliar dogs.

Have you tried poking at it with a broom?