Chris_B_1983

For ages, I used to light my firewood with old newspaper. Now, I save money by going on the newspaper's website, printing off the news, and using that to light the fire.

Better than Radio 1, with the DJs who barely speak English.

No, it exists, I used to have one.

Kids will always have curiosity, and at a certain age will want to see the opposite sex naked. Whether they do this by looking in magazines, by looking on the internet, or by looking at others, they will still want to see. Just because they see a pornographic image online does not make them a rapist.

When I was a kid we used to go into the woods to look at porn magazines, I think it is much safer for kids now, able to look at it in a safe® environment.

I regularly see people in cars wearing fox masks. ---------- Post added 21-11-2013 at 19:17 ---------- It is definitely true, my next door neighbour's mate's dad knows someone who saw it.

I keep an emergency pack of Chewits in the car, along with a litre of Cherry Coke, just in case I am ever stuck in a snowdrift on the parkway.

I save money by going through next door's blue bin and getting the previous day's issue out. The news is still new to me, even if I get it a week later.

I don't really like it, I only buy it because the wife can't stand the stuff.

What about rockin the wolf on yer noggin?

Give the chap a break, he is obviously having a tough time. I once kicked a wall in Benidorm when the tv wouldn't pick up my beloved West Ham, and I broke my foot. They didn't throw me on the next plane. In fact, I even got a cup of Bovril whilst I waited for the x ray results.

If you can't make an omelette, you are struggling.

One or two people consider it a joke, yes.

Don't waste your time. A monorail system is planned for Sheffield, with works starting in May 2015.

A mate of mine, Dollar Bill, used to make parts for cash machines. I bet he would do a roaring trade these days, what with them being tampered with all the time. When he comes out of what he calls 'the big house' I will suggest it to him.

A friend of mine, Catherine Wheels, can get them cheap.

I save money by buying Matey, pouring it away, and refilling the bottle with Morrison's own brand.

It is being replaced by the bus service, but running from the same area.

You won't be so quick to call me an idiot tomorrow, when I am having tea and toast. Once things get serious, the animals will head for urban areas, and cause mayhem. The bears will steal your salmon, and a fox might knock your bins over.

Apparently, a takeaway owner has been discovered catching family pets, and serving them up to customers. There was a labrador, 3 cats, and a stoat in the boot of his Nissan Micra when they pulled him over. outside the shop.

I thought they were closed on Sundays? In the late 80s, my granddad lived on Plantin Rise. He walked all the way to that shop, just to find it was closed. The guy had fought in the war, to be repaid like that.

I would advise buying plenty of bread and milk. I set my alarm this morning for 0930, and was in Morrison's by 10. I got 12 pints of Cravendale, and 8 Warburton's Toasties. Where can I get a pack of Snickers Duo in S20?

I also remember the other chap who used to frequent that pub, Boiler Grant. Always willing to regale me with tales of some plumbing catastrophe or other.

I reckon they are definitely affected by technology; kids are more gadget-savvy than ever,and exam grades improve every year. Their brain cells are obviously being destroyed by Xbox 360s and iphone 5s. In my day, we used to go down to the river opposite Paedo-Paul's house, strip naked, and go swimming, and it never did us any harm.

I bumped into him in the Canaries recently. He was moaning about how the looky-looky men were ruining his trade. Good old Ray.