shanes teeth

Exactly! It seems that it's one rule for St Patrick and another different rule for the rest of us (including St Andrew and the Welsh one)

Is there anything happening in town this year to celebrate St Georges day?

I'd heard that he was moving into the maisonette on Gleadless Valley left vacant by the recent death of Ronnie Corbett.

I'll have an argument with you if you want. What do you want, five minutes or the full half-hour?

Of course,Alvar Lidell. But also Blowers,Bungle and Sir Geoffrey. Mark Radcliffe is also good.

Ask Ar' Jud. He knows.

If Manhattan are booked up,wait until they're not!

Manhattan at Heeley.

What on earth are you suggesting? Oh,and unfortunately it's daily,not weekly!

Oh dear. Not expecting owt again this year? Never mind,there's always next year.

I know,it's a massive problem this and not one that I can see a solution to. Not in the near future,at least. It wasn't like this under Labour.

I'm genuinely interested to know how you've come up with that percentage.

6 music was very poor this afternoon in S11.

That's a shame. I loved to go there for the cabaret!

She can hardly walk all the way to Beauchief in a prossies shoes now,can she? Give her the money yer tight get.

Your statement is illogical....but typical.

Black balled,were you?

Coffee is OK on its own but it's better with Milk and Alcohol.

If someone claimed to have mobility problems,government sanctioned or not,why would the default position be to disbelieve them?

I think that's perfectly valid. We don't need the governments permission for everything we do I life. I think starlc is calling you a liar.

They are probably escaping from a robbery with a crate of gold in the back. They will most likely end up hanging over the edge of a cliff at Ringinglow

Nice one. That should kick things off nicely.

I would. I'd pay way more than that.

Grimsby. Once you've driven through there even Cleethorpes doesn't look too bad.

Pensioners,rest easy,don't panic,sleep well in your beds. I have the answer to your problems. I am currently in the final development stages of a device that will not only prevent falls but also put an end to costly re-erection services. In my mind I have devised a semi-hemispherical weighted base that can be attached to pensioners lower regions that,when they start to fall,will instantly return them to the upright position. Available in a variety of colours and by mail order it's time to put an end to instability misery. Remember "we may wobble but we won't fall down"! Makes a perfect Christmas gift.