Spruce

No, I can drive and do, for about 6 years now. I just refused to pay £50+ for a driving test when its blatant the instructors have a quota of how how many pass and fail in a day. Its pot-luck. lol @ better driver boyracer, I bet your only a nipper. 17?

Garth Crookes needs taking out at dawn and shooting.

Do you drive like your name suggests? I dont think LA driving school will be happy with you plugging them with that name! I taught myself. Free,no time limits, no exams. no faffing about.

Each to their own then. I aint putting a tab end in my pocket!

Im at the pub for my enjoyment and friends` company, I couldnt care less about anyone else. If you walk through the smoke billowing out my lungs as you walk in, sorry, but tough. If there are no bins available then tab ends end up on the floor. Not my problem.

Once you`ve been intimate, there is no way you go back to being just friends ( unless it was just a drunken bang and it meant nowt) Just forget about him and never see him again. Ever.

Great news! Have you seen the red car driving around in Sheffield?

Good for you.

Once a smoker, always a smoker. You cant escape and you will probably buckle tonight and have one....in a doorway.

Crybaby...

He cant half drink I tell thee!

They are all quick and cheap, what you moaning about? Look for prices and timetables yourself, couple of clicks and your sorted. Too many lazy `uns like you on here.

Train/Lift/Walk.

This one always brings a hearty `lol` out of me.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/motherwell/7164150.stm Poor lad.

Went to my house in Dublin. Bono and Edge came round with their families, absolutely mint. lol @ Bono eating gravy butties then chucking up in the jacuzzi.

It proves my point. You not been able to afford a drink and had a crap christmas? Pity.

Text 63336. Answers any question.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=228_1198768985 Off a yank site.....Highly doubtful.

Ah, well thats ok then. Lets all settle down for tea and crumpets. It means nothing.

This will result in serious repurcussions in Pakistan, poor lass was trying to restore a bit of socialism and democracy in a country on the decline then some idiot goes and kills her and 15 others. I for one am quite angered.

Not too sure, they were serving till 2am one night and I saw people still getting juice in at 2.20am. Awful place.

Wickes......

I wouldnt stand for a player winning such an award when he looks like a drag queen without the wig. Kaka for me.

Just put your rubbish in other peoples wheelie-bins, or chuck it in the woods or summat if your stuck for burning it.