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Is there anywhere near Sheffield where I can do clay pigeon shotting?

I would like to be remembered with large numbers of giant statues and funerary monuments. Like Hitler if he'd won.

"oui" and "si"

I used to like these litle white sweets with an outline of a dove etched on them. They always used to cheer me up.

Survey out today suggests that men still eat the lions share of pies. Does this surprise you? It doesn't me ...

Maybe it would be worth someone sending this story to Private Eye?

I like Walkley, Crookes and Broomhill. But I'm not sure why.

Newquay

She loves you yeah yeah yeah She loves you yeah yeah yeah She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah

What about Justin Trousersnake?

This is a bus (driven by Sting with J Lo as the ticket collector) that will ultimately be driven over a cliff to its doom. Which celebrities would you nominate as passengers?

You can't beat a nice bit of lesbian sex. Unless one of them is Jade.

Newquay in Cornwall kicks donkey

So tempted to post something non-PC

I think eating people is wrong. Even between consenting adults. Oops. Wrong thread.