BorderReiver

Must admit that seeing some one talking with a dumb-ass Afro/American/Caribbean accent and wearing trainers and trousers that look ten sizes too big showing off their crack fair cracks me up They might think they look cool but they just look like uncouth street-scum

You must be a very attractive woman Samantha T, I've never seen or heard of that happening before. The b******* usually have a laugh when they drive past.

Bilberries went out of season a few weeks ago - so don't waste your time looking for them. I picked some near Grenoside early in August and made two beautiful crumbles - they really do make the tastiest pies I've never seen them in the shops so I think you'll be out of luck

If you want to continue being governed by unelected foreigners in Brussels, see millions more immigrants flood in taking your jobs, homes, school and hospital places, your taxes in benefits and see crime continue to soar just vote Labour, Tory or Lib-Dem - they're all the same

Not since they all joined the Labour Party

Isn't Robin Hood supposed to be buried at Kirklees Abbey near Huddersfield - that's where he died?

Since about 40,000 years ago, according to the DNA experts.

There was one girl from my class, a small unattractive girl and not particularly bright, who claims to have a yacht and spends her time sailing around the South Pacific

Gi' us a kiss an' I'll tell yer.

I've contacted a few old friends, a mate living in Australia, my best mate who I lost track of after he left the Royal Navy, a couple of old mates who are brothers and now live in Salt Lake City, USA and a mate now living in Lincolnshire. It was great hearing from them again and I met up with the brothers last year when they came over :banana: Some of the other miserable gits, including an old girlfriend, couldn't even be bothered to reply

The liberal Lefties appear to be the most intelligent on SF as they alone appear to have the most intelligent view of all major issues and those who disagree are mere "bigoted, racist, homophobic, knuckle-dragging neanderthals"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7007163.stm BBC - "Some Poles 'claim benefit twice'" The BBC are usually so pro-EU and left-wing it must be serious if they're reporting it. The real cost of immigration and EU membership to Britain and British people must be phenomenal.

Why do you think immigrants are queueing up to come here, you don't think they're all here to work for peanuts do you?

Eventually, and especially if we get an authoritarian government in the future, I wonder if the Sheep will ever regret the freedoms that have disappeared. Well, even if they do, it will be far too late to do anything about it. We will have made it so very easy for any future Hitler or Stalin to control the population without them having to lift a finger. Everything will be already in place for them. Well done, Merrie England ! So you do trust this government

I love wasps, the "antics" of some people when they come buzzin' round just cracks me up It's worth the fare alone

A bloated, self-opinionated, [i[/i] and drama queen Over-rated, mediocre song writer and musician Best song he ever wrote was Rocket Man and Kate Bush's version was far better than his. As Jim Royle once said - quote "I bet David Furnish's candle has given him wind a few times"

Do you mean Mr Hodgetts at the bottom of Deep Lane, he always kept a lovely garden? He used to go fishing too with the "Penguin" when they ran a fishing club in the early 60s. He'd often go fishing with my dad and me on the Newark Dyke. Was his name Dennis - I'm not quite sure? We lived at No 39 - having moved there in 1958. I left in 1971 when I got married, but my mother lived there until she died in 2003.

There was a lot of poverty just after the war - I don't recall many mindless acts of violence or crime then. It's a social problem caused by too much liberalisation - breeding anarchy - and young people wanting to emulate "cool, black culture"

Sheffield football fans hate Leeds because they're the only Yorkshire club to have won anything significant in living memory. In the 70's you could always recognise a Sheffield supporter by the immortal line "why are they on the telly all the time and not us". Blades and Owls may be smiling now but we are as the Phoenix rising from the ashes

Ron Atkinson was seen feeding the ducks in Hillsborough Park this morning

I've had a similar experience - the jumped-up little Hitler's just don't want to know. I suspect it makes them feel pretty powerful and important when they have the full weight of the "law" behind them

Boereworse van Suid Afrika is de beste in de wereld, failing that, Cumberland sausage from Crawshaw's - mmmmmm - lekker!

Perhaps it's because they haven't developed their nuclear weapons?

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We used two rubber rings and two hairgrips - one for the trigger - a much more sophisticated weapon altogether