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He may have simple misunderstood the expression having sex with "the office bike" Can we expect the introduction "bycophobic" legislation from Nu Labour in the near future?

No US Dollars in the largest village in England Now if you'd wanted Somalian Shillings, Pakistani Rupees, BanglaDeshi Takas, Polish Zloty or even awful Euros the place is probably awash with them but we've little call for the World's major currency here in the back of beyond

I was talking to a bloke recently who had been running his 4x4 on cooking oil and had been doing for the past 18 months - with no adverse effects. Just to prove it he emptied 10 litres into the tank.

Just normal - I've never had sexual feelings for another man, a child or an animal.

We're not obsessed with Star Trek Now go - forth and multiply

Originally posted by Alastair An evolutionary scientist has predicted that the human race will split in two by 100,000 years from now as predicted by H G Wells in his book The Time Machine. I was under the impression this had already happened, except H G Wells had used the term Morlock, when we all know the correct term is Chav. Sounds as though the politicians are deliberately trying to create an underclass - like the "proles" in 1984. Britain gets more like Oceania every day.

This is "Big Brother" gone mad. No-one should be forced by law to promote homosexuality, or any other sexual deviation for that matter, especially to vulnerable children. To introduce legislation to promote any doctrine or ideology is morally wrong and undemocratic.

"The Farfield" at Neepsend became "The Owl" in the 80s then reverted back to "The Farfield".

Wow! - some of you self-righteous, Holy Joes are really obsessed about race issues - making mountains out of every mole-hill you happen to stumble across - it really is pathetic listening to you bleating on - and on - and on - and on... give it a rest

Children should not be placed with homosexual couples, it's unnatural and must be very confusing for a young mind. It may be ok in the eyes of the law but, as Mr Bumble said, - "the law is a ass, a idiot". This loony/Left government should stop their idiotic social experiments and their pandering to the "gay" voters and return to common sense

Lets face it, our masters in Brussels have decreed that we, as citizens of the EUSSR, should all have to have our details put on a database - what better way is there than to begin with unsuspecting children? Our passports will soon have to include biometric data, failure to comply will result in a refusal to issue one - what price our "human rights" then

I have to agree with the Bishop. Abortion has now become a "form of contraception" in the UK and is an easy option for the feckless. Since Labour legalised abortion in the 60's we have butchered approximately 8 million unborn babies - as many as Jews killed in Hitler's death camps. We surely can't claim to be a civilised society with this sick, permissive attitude to the wanton destruction of human life, but then liberal attitudes are all about self-gratification

I've just had my windows done by Wentworth Windows and Conservatories. I believe it's part of new legislation now that they have to be registered with FENSA. This information has to be passed on to new owners - should you sell the house. We didn't have to pay extra but I suppose the cost may have been added to the price. £40 sounds like a rip-off though.

I will have "snuffed it" long before 2074, as will most people on SF, but I dread to think of the legacy we are leaving our grandchildren. Of course they may relish the prospect of living in the multicultural - if a little overcrowded - utopia so desired by the liberal/Left.

Professor Robert Rowthorn of Camebridge University has forecasted that the UK's population will soar to 81 million by 2074. He says the rise will be fuelled by immigration and higher birth rates. Is this "Right-wing paranoia" or the result of a shambolic immigration policy by a feckless and deceitful Labour government and it's blind allegiance to the dictators in Brussels?

It's all down to roadworks, poor road design, one-way systems and badly sequenced traffic lights. Bus lanes are also a great cause of congestion causing a reduced flow in traffic but try telling that to the tree-huggers. There is also a massive difference in congestion when schools are on holiday - due to mums on the school-run. I'm sure better planning would ease congestion - but the council have other agendas - congestion charges are one of them.

The cat t***s on my garden would be enormous... and the stench

The John St. stand was hit. The tight gits decided to patch it up rather than rebuild it

The AA (Automobile Association) usually offer a discount for members for Virgin Balloon flights. My wife went on one from Bakewell in June and loved it

Well you ought to have a more discerning taste at your age Rap is just street "music" by the musically ungifted

I certainly have - they regularly abuse my garden with their foul smelling feces

If he had been refused entry for wearing black socks then he would clearly have had a case for discrimination. However, wearing white socks he doesn't have a leg to stand on

Go straight to this website: http://www.burtonstreethistory.org.uk/newweb/Templates/Index.dwt You'll see photos of me atop of Kymie's Hill taken around 1950. The whole place was altered during the 70's. It was actually between Bamforth St. Cuthbert Bank Rd. and High House Rd (which is no longer there). I suppose the real name was Cuthbert Bank, we always referred to it as t' bank, but many locals called it Kymie's Hill. It was just a bank between the two different levels of field. It was used for sledging in the winter and was a very popular play area for the kids - we also played football on the top field. At the bottom of the bank there stood a square shaped "building" made from sheets of rusting corrugated iron. What was inside I never knew, I never even saw any one use it - one of life's great mysteries.

Have you ever penetrated deep into the heart of Nick Clegg's seat? Oops! I thought it was about gays.

Air valves to ventilate the water pipes that run around the reservoir.