stuchyg

well i think its only fair if we have you spayed as well

we cum to you

soft and supple

hand cream

rubbed and relieved back to relaxation magic hands never miss a trick hands off (reiki refrence for those of you who dont know) head to toe best relief (dont think you would get away with breast relief)

great now all we need it PMT and thats it the end of days

yours has just mutated lol

its easy look at it as a matmatical equasion female=evil there for if X to the power of 72 multiplyed by 9098 and then divided by the number of grains of salt in a salt shaker = the fact your female means you are evil

thats wrong all wrong

lets face it your imagination is the only stopping pointyou can have carrot and sweed, colli and potato, butternut squash and beetroot o my god did i say that (barf)

hes mine now ha ha ha ha ha next the world

well just think if a quick glimps of me across a dance floor would let you know about me just think what it would do to poor joe lol

and yes i meen that kebab with the skewered lamb and chicken and that thing that looks like a dog did it i really know how to treat a lady

winking is just cheesey hun you would just seem me our eyes would meet for a split second and you would know that it would be a full kebab with all the extras that night as long as stuchyk didnt mind that is

joe i know im not your type and i come with lots of baggage but marry me

pattricia i wouldnt even nod you would just see me and know lol

lets put it this way there is no sure fire way to aprotch this and what fits ne person wont fit you you need to feel good about yourself and that will give you a bit more confidance in this kind of situation and always remember that if you dont try then that moment is lost forever. always be polite and smile its a simple thing but it opens doors i wouldnt sugest just buying them a drink i personly feel its cheesy and it gives the wrong impretion but do feel free to get the lady in question one when you have got chatting and enjoy yourself if your enjoying yourself you feel more relaxed and yes they may have been checking you outiand seeing that your not some strange bloke out by yourself and looking for some unsuspecting prey sorry i mean lady will be a step in the right direction

well if its sweet and good to eat its not me lol

ok good thick gravy with lots of nice big chunky veg in it and make sure you get a good seal around the edge of the dish (which should have curved edges not stright ) lob some cheese (optional)on top under the grill for a few secounds to melt the cheese or to brown it off perfect every time

i havent read any of the other posts because ther eis no need the answer is yes but hay we love you anyway and as you know the only thing to stop evil is love so your safe for now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

what i want to know is what is the government going to do if this had happened in another country millions of pounds of aid would be on its way allready

you had best offer the insurence companys a few quid then there going to need it it seems to have calmed down a bit now lets hope it dosnt start up again over night

your outlook and willingness to help is help enough

you lot are mad i would take a bloke called noah and some doves

and just think of the visual image of you just out of the bath water slowly dripping down your well formed naked body the bubbles dripping from your legs to the carpet the moonlight gleeming off your firm pert buttocks bloody hell if i put a picture of some womsn with stockings and a smoking gun on the front i could sell it at waterstones