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  1. I am sure I remember someone dropping food in from the top. I was only young so could be wrong. There was some whoppers in there though, wasn't there? any whales lol?
  2. i'm an wednesday fan have been all my life but i'm sorry to all the ppl who think the owls will bounch st8 back into Div 1 to be honest i can't see this happening not for a few years maybe longer
  3. no just make ya own festival up oh mighty Founder
  4. lol very true xcept me n you
  5. lol not hard to work out iz it
  6. If you could have any singers/groups playing a festival in Sheffield who would you pick? 1) Led Zeppelin 2) Genesis pre collins 3) American Music Club 4) Radiohead 5) Bruce Springsteen 6) Todd Rundgren 7) Pink Floyd with Roger waters 8 ) Counting Crows 9) The Blue Nile 10) The Flaming Lips
  7. What ever happened to the statue that was going to be built on the top of the Fargate near the virgin music shop?....i know all the plans i saw for it were rubbish
  8. At our meeting in Geneva, the U.S. President said that if the earth faced an invasion by extraterrestials, the United States and the Soviet Union would join forces to repel such an invasion. I shall not dispute the hypothesis, though I think it's early yet to worry about such an intrusion..."
  9. What ever happened to the fish in the hole in the road?
  10. i'm sure Mr Moon Maiden will be plzed to be classed as a whale someone must have seen da whale lol?
  11. erm yeah :shock: Not being native and not fully recognising borders and such - aren't Kiveton and Killamarsh part of Sheffields car park??? (i.e Rotherham?) Moon Maiden Kiveton is a carpark
  12. i'm sure Mr Moon Maiden will be plzed to be classed as a whale
  13. THE BRITISH ROSWELL? Everyone has heard about the so-called UFO crash at Roswell, New Mexico back in the most famous crash /retrieval of all time, and for many years, the Holy Grail of the crashed alien spacecraft brigade. However, despite the hard work put in by researchers such as Kevin Randle and Stanton Friedman, we now know according to the U.S. Air Force anyway, that this was actually nothing more unusual than sentient crash-test dummies transporting an atomic bomb from Roswell Field to Washington DC -in a Top Secret Mogul Balloon. Which crashed.[1] So for many, the Crash / Retrieval hypothesis died a painful death until now! For it is my great pleasure to reveal to you all that there has indeed been a crash /retrieval of an alien spaceship and is occupants but it did not happen in New Mexico, Aztec, Kecksburg, Shag Harbour, or the Berwyn Mountainsbut right here, in little ol England, only a few miles from London! I first heard about this incredible case last year, when I was on a prestigious lecture tour of the UK. I appeared at a Quest Conference, a BUFORA bash, and at the Christmas YUFOS meeting. However, it was after the BUFORA gig that I was approached by a nervous man who I had noticed sitting by himself at the back of the room. He introduced himself only as Dennis and said that he had evidence that would shock the world if I only dared listen to him. He told me that a few years ago, he had been working in an undisclosed position at Rudloe Manor, and had been privy to an earth-shattering Ultra-Top-Secret Military Operation. Although he refused to offer any proof of his identity, status, or any credentials whatsoever, he did give me a damning and convincing piece of evidence to support his wild story. He handed me a padded envelope, which had been sealed with electricians tape, stapled, glued, and tied with string. He told me to open the envelope, and the three sealed envelopes inside it when I returned home and was completely alone, and if I was interested by what I saw, to contact him on the number written on the back. Then he hurried away into the night. I rushed to my hotel as fast as I could, and carefully opened the envelopes. Inside was a single glossy photograph but it was a photo which would change my life. For it revealed nothing less than an autopsy in progress- of an alien being, a star-creature, an extra-terrestrial biological entity! And it wasnt a piece of crap like that other one yove all seen. I had to find out more, and the next day, after calling Dennis on his mobile phone, we arranged to meet in a public place, a café close to my hotel. There, sitting at a table in the corner where we could see the door and all who came in just in case;Dennis revealed to me his incredible story. According to my insider, the corpse pictured was one of four discovered scattered outside a strange dome-like craft which had apparently crashed in a field near London. The spacecraft had collided with the ground with such force that it had embedded itself beneath the ground, actually appearing like a grass-covered hillock. But with windows. Oh, and a door. Or maybe it had some kind of camouflage ability anyway. Debris was scattered all around the rolling hills and trees.Dennis reported. Some of this debris, or wreckage looked like long-necked telephones, very thin fabric like bed-sized sheets of tinfoil, and things like windmills. Unfortunately, the crash-site appeared to have been in the middle of a huge warren, as there were dozens of dead rabbits everywhere. It was like Watership Down meets The Wild Bunch. Dennis said. Outside the craft were four corpses, of varying sizes, ranging from around four feet to five and a half feet tall. They were humanoid in shape, with large, round heads, huge eyes, slit-like mouths, small nub-like noses, and large ears. The skulls were supported by thin necks, and all had fat, pear-shaped bodies. Although they were obviously of the same species, they were each remarkably individual, with radically different skin colour. Instead of the grey pallour reported in cases of so-called alien abduction these creatures were red, purple, yellow and amusingly green. The crown of each aliens skull terminated in a curious protuberance, or antenna, each one individual also. Whether this, and the skin colour denoted sub-species, rank, or sex, Dennis never found out. Although the purple one was a bit odd. I think it was a fruit. He postulated. Each of the creatures was found close to an artifact of some kind: a spherical device, a two-wheeled transportation vehicle, a squarish, brimmed helmet, and what boffins considered was a diplomatic pouch; Although to me, it looked like a hand-bag! Dennis said with a smile. There was talk that within the spacecraft, a mechanoid creature was discovered, like a crossbetween a vacuum cleaner and a humvee and this was transported to Porton Downe for investigation. It was designated Non Organic Object, No Obvious Origin, and given the acronymn N.O.O.-N.O.O. Dennis had no idea what became of the robot, but rumour had it that it was back engineered and that Dyson were involved somewhere down the line. It was only as the aliens were being loaded into specialised body-bags that it was noticed that one of the creatures was still alive! It was taken to the underground base beneath Rudloe Manor, where it survived for some time and became a guest of the British Governmentt. It was unable to eat any of our own foods even strawberry ice-cream- and instead ingested the strange, syrupy yellow substance produced by the intact nourishment dispenser found aboard the spacecraft, and the round, brown roasted-bread like cakes. These tablets of what the scientists termed toast were inscribed with an alien symbol : 0 0 although nobody even top linguistic experts- could understand what it meant. There appeared to be numerous attempts by other aliens, probably its superiors on its home-world, to contact it via a biologically-implanted tele-communications device secreted behind a greyish flap of skin in the creature&s stomach. These transmissions would begin by the fleshy protuberance atop the creatures skull emitting an eerie phosphorescence. Then, the mech-organic screen in the torso would light up as digital video would appear. The Militarys top code-breakers were called in to try to decipher the extra-terrestrial messages, which were believed to be hidden perhaps piggy-backed within transmissions of a cheesy skiffle group singing jazzed-up nursery-rhymes in the middle of a field, with children(possibly hybrids) dancing maniacally around. At this the alien would become very excited, and at the end of each transmission would utter its only obviously alien word up to that time, Noo, Noo, and the bizzare sequence would be repeated until the alien was satiated. There were few attempts by the creature to communicate with it&s captors, although it is believed that its attempts may have been mis-interpreted, and not recognised as communications. Sometimes, the creature would dance around its chamber, repeating the sequence a number of times. Some of the scientists theorised that the alien which had some insectoid qualities may have been attempting to communicate in much the same way as a bee speaks to other bees and directions them to flowers. I dont know about that, Dennid said, But it sure was funny. His little fat ass jigging about like that heheheh.Dennis became visibly upset when talking about the creatures demise. One day he just fell over,he said, For no reason at all. As it breathed it&s last, it spoke only the second word we had ever heard uuhh-oooohhhh!, and that was it. The little guy died When asked what the boffins did with their little alien guest, who they had spent so many weeks with, Dennis brightened a little bit ,Oh they cut it to bits and put it into lots of little bottles. [1] Maybe with a monkey on board.
  14. trouble with sheffield every place has good and bad areas Ecclesfield & Chapletown are nice places and some of the townships up around crystal peaks are vey nice good luck in your search
  15. :oops: lets say sometime in the 1970's
  16. When i was young many many many years ago i was taken to see a whale yes a whale on a truck somewhere off the moor. was this just a weird dream i had or did anyone else go see it?
  17. Boo Hewerdine - Rockingham Arms lovedto have seen that i loved the Bible
  18. MOON: DID WE LAND ON IT OR WHAT? One of the greatest conspiracy theories of the modern age contends that contrary to popular belief, sense and irrefutable concrete evidence, the Apollo Moon Landings were nothing more than an elaborate hoax, perpetrated by around 10,000 people, all of who never talked. The theory goes that, in the middle of the Space Race, it was inconceivable that the Russians should reach the moon first. Even though NASA did not have the technology to reach the moon at all. One of the so-called &Whistle-blowers who uses the pseudonymn Roger Whitaker and who is a major source to me on this subject, expounded on the fears of that time. Originally, the U.S. Government was afraid of the socio-political aspects of Ivan reaching the moon first. But other members of Congress were thinking more on economic lines. They feared that if the Reds staked claim to the moon first, they would have an unlimited supply of green cheese, and could put a stranglehold on the World Cheese Market, holding it to ransom or controlling it completely. Which would have been disastrous, a bit like Goldfinger robbing Fort Knox in that book and film. Of course, we know now that the Moon isnt made of cheese at all, but back then they didnt. Apparently. And they later found that there wasnt a man in it either. The main sticking point was radiation. Whittaker told me. The space-suits that NASA had been diligently working on were not capable of deflecting the deadly radiation the astronauts would pick up after they passed through the Van Halen belt. The astronauts would have been either killed out there in space, or come back with three heads. Or turned into big cactus-monsters, like something out of Quatermass. Another of the whistle-blowers Percy Edwards told me that those with Hollywood links attempted to gradually leach the truth to the public with clues in such fare as the James Bond film Diamonds Are Forever, and the James Brolin/ O. J. Simpson sci-fi thriller Capricorn One. However, the Secret Cabal within NASA who were behind It all tried to discredit them in return by secretly creating and funding the cult TV show The Clangersstupid little knitted creatures who spoke in whistles. Of course, there are those conspiracy theorists who dare to explore even further. They claim that the real reason for faking the moon landings is that there isnt actually a Moon at all. The celestial body we have seen smiling benignly down upon us for so long is actually nothing more than an elaborate mock-up, and is in fact only a few hundred feet wide, and about a mile up. Probably suspended on strings or something. But there just daft.
  19. mine would be Counting Crows @ the city hall....Suede @ the Octagon...Bruce Springsteen @ Utds ground.....Alice Cooper @ the city hall
  20. because its boring sorry but it iz and they took 24 off 4 it
  21. Do you think there are too many people in the Sheffield City Centre selling the big issue.Some are nice and friendly some arn't what do you think?
  22. conspiracy theorists who dare to explore even further. They claim that the real reason for faking the moon landings is that there isnt actually a Moon at all. The celestial body we have seen smiling benignly down upon us for so long is actually nothing more than an elaborate mock-up, and is in fact only a few hundred feet wide, and about a mile up. Probably suspended on strings or something but i think their daft myself
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