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lazyherbert

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  1. We know all the pitfalls of going with women but no one said it was harder than swimming
  2. Mind you Ava Gardner `s not bad.http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Derby/1586/GalleryListing.html
  3. It is Rita Hayworth for me.http://claudia79.tripod.com/
  4. We had a copper in the kitchen with a fire underneath for my mother to boil the white laundry. It also doubled as a bath.You can guess what it was like for the last one in when there are 9 children.Your skin came out all stretchy and shinny after the starch residue mother had used for the laundry.But it was great getting dried in front of the fire stood on the new pegged rug.
  5. Good old Barnsley,from an owl.:thumbsup::banana:
  6. So they say but when i checked my speed it was 2.1 & the maximum would only be 4.5 so I do not think it would make any difference to me.Or would it.
  7. serves you right for not letting us go out at night.Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya:hihi:
  8. We would have classed that as a luxury.A toilet foot warmer.
  9. My neighbour was burgled as she was feeding her young son.She prepared his meal then went to feed him in the lounge.The burglars borrowed a clothes prop from two gardens away threaded it through the slightly opened window and hooked her handbag with it.Car keys, plastic cards, driving license the lot.Cost her £300 pound up to now to secure the car against theft & a new license.Makes your blood boil.
  10. wasn`t he an ex- psychology student who shot up the uni in the U.S.A. yesterday.
  11. When I tried it all my screen went opaque.I had to restore the P.C. Weird.
  12. Made a bit of a mess of that lot didn`t I.
  13. Don`t forget the blackclocks & woodlice.
  14. You are speaking of the twerlies.A growing species of over eager shopaholics.Beware they can be fearsome when roused.
  15. Try this.http://fr.bookbutler.com/do/bookCompare?searchFor=0950764507&amountIn=gbp&shipTo=gb&searchIn=uk&zip=
  16. And the young woman that looked as if she had a £million paid by plastic.Total shopping bill 79p.
  17. I have more than five a day,every day.I think I am part fruit bat.
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