andywatton

Bread...cake? Not in my lifetime. Weirdos

I think this flu has been going round lots of people recently. I'm just getting rid of it now and had to have 2 days off work I was that bad.

Don't know if this thread is still active or not but I'm looking for a team to join. Used to play for successful U-12, 14's and 16's before playing for various Sunday League teams in Lancs. Not had a team since I moved over here 2 years ago but I am a talented goalkeeper, who can play anywhere in defence (pref RB/LB) or midfield. Have been used as a target man before I'm 22 and 5'10"-ish. Need some matches to get full fitness back but have been playing 6-a-side weekly. Can travel to pretty much anywhere, ideally for training also. PM me if you need a keeper or a future replacement for your aging number one

Oi! We (B'burn) did well against Utd!

That's awful Thought I had it bad with my first car - two tyres slashed within hours of having it at home. Hope you get it back in one piece.

I'd like to think that traffic bobbies are there to stop and prosecute the drivers who are doing 90+mph when the rest of the traffic is going at a steady 70-80mph. As well as the unbelievably annoying people on their mobiles. As well as tailgaters. Oh and people who don't understand how and when to use their indicator. If you're driving safely for the conditions, and not doing stupid speeds, then I doubt you'll have anything to worry about from patrol vehicles.

^ Correct.

You lot have got some weird slang.

Ecclesfield does shut at around 8pm though, as does Hammerton Road and West Bar.

Brunette every time

River Island are doing similar for around £30-£60 in the sales, I'm pretty sure.

Born & bred in Blackburn, moved here for my job 2 years ago.

Escalators are there to be stood on, not walked up.

Think it means: Fantastic (are) the police. Or something like that

I can't help but picture a 12 year-old internet-geek virgin when I read that. What a hard man, how can the women of Sheffield resist? Oh and by the way seeing as you think the police are so useless - who ya gonna call the second anything bad happens to you? Oh that's right, SYP.