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Seems your not alone, this is what one wants

Nah, still does nothing for me

does nothing for me

I see what you mean Dave

If anyone is interested and not engrossed in the current episode of "The Odd Couple" above you might like to lookhere

or Happy Hysterical Rectum Day (national flash yer ass day)

Lulu..you know yah wanta make me.....

Where have you been look here

Come on Chaps and Chapesses they did get some predictions right: Show's top 10 1. Breathalyser test, 1967 2. Computer banking, 1969 3. Pocket calculator, 1971 4. Digital watch, 1972 5. Personal stereo, 1980 6. Compact disc, 1981 7. Camcorder, 1981 8. Barcode reader, 1983 9. Clockwork radio, 1993 10. Mouse with human ear, 1995

Ah a sight to behold

Was that the man with the pipe? always said "Ill see" and came back with exactly what you wanted..a real Aladdins cave

Nah then ya young whippersnapper go and play in your own yard or ill tell thi mum

We are lucky, I can rememember my Dad at my age and our parents generation were made to feel old before their time. I still have a passion for life but as you say the GOOD nights take a little longer to recover from.

So..in a question of arses which arse would you prefer?

Sorry, I thought this topic was about BIG ladies

I dont wish to know about your yearnings for small furry rodents please keep on topic:)

o0k then eleventy million wishes:):)

three wishes....the first wish beimg a million wishes

I see the mother instincts are coming out

A gentleman sounds good to me, though it depends on how you're defining 'traditional values'. Very English almost bordering on old fashioned: cream teas, watching cricket and pottering about in the garden

ok what about the german woman who drove the transit around the Neurbergring she was fit

Having been stuck inside and watching the Dave channel all day. I was wondering which type of man you prefer: The Clarkson type, a mans man. Politically incorrect with a wicked sense of humour. The Hammond type, small but lovely and cute The May type, gentleman with a traditional values What attracts you and why?

Car tax was due last week...checked the MOT to tax the car and lo and behold..test was due. So this weekend no spare dosh. It always seems the same when youve booked to go away the car seems to know when to break down.

Clarkson studied journalism at Richmond College and I think his first job was on the Rotherham Advertiser. No wonder he has that p**s taking style and tongue in cheek sense of humour!