A.B.Yaffle

Well, lethian, maybe we should all be forced to spend a year hugging trees, doing good, eating lentels, wearing sandals etc. This is what woke used to be called. I personally prefer crocs to sandals and definitely without socks! And I'm still not sure which camp I am supposed to be in? Would you consider my views leftie or rightie?

Oh dear, I didn't realise CM has passed away. On the right wing/ left wing issue I think the terms are unhelpful. For example, some consider me far right because I can't agree with abortion. I don't dislike people who have gone through it though. However, I am also called left wing as I would love to see public services renationalised.

Roy is indeed an idiot. He was one of my neighbours and when he found out who I was he started getting his Polish girlfriend to try to harass me. It was quite funny.

Is that someone from dronfield? Roy still has his racist rants, even though he seems to prefer foreign women!

He still appears on some of my blades forums. I think he's moved down to Brighton. Ditched his polish girlfriend for a Thai girl. So much the BNP! Mel is actually a really decent person if you were to ever meet him, in spite of some of his posts!

I met Mel a few years ago. We agreed on a lot of things, but that was in those mad days when we had to cope with Racist Roy and his foreign girlfriend

Why right wing? Not sure what you mean by that!

No. But I have another job as well, around £33000 per year if you must know. And I was a scab last week.

I do actually have a real job as well 😃

I'm not too sure about that as it seems brexiteers are in a minority now. Don't worry. I'm still planning on remaining in post as village idiot until I'm more popular than ksi

Preferably a good influence, innit. I don't want to end like that Andrew Tate idiot. But I won't make it if I can't do boxing it seems. I guess I'll have to continue my current occupation which doesn't pay very much.

Hi all. I'm considering a career change. I keep reading about the cool influencers on sites like your tube and hickory dickory dock. Apparently they earn loads of dosh, so I've considered becoming an Influencer. Are such jobs advertised at the labour exchange? My son says if I want to be one of these influencer fellows I need to do an online boxing competition. This could cause problems as I'm not very fit. Are there any other influencers on here who would accept a hopping competition in a local park instead? We could make up our drink and call it pwime

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Trans is a made up thing. In the Enid blyton famous five books Georgina was a tomboy and liked to be called George. I presume if the BBC make a new TV version Georgina would be trans. I used to love playing make belief games when I was a child. You can pretend to be what you want, it doesn't make it real!

I wish it was closer to here! Places like Toby carvery pretend to offer vegetarian options, but they are not really vegetarian when the server is using the same utensils for dead animals and veggie food.

If you don't believe the BBC are biased, look up Cathy Come Home and their other Wednesday plays. How many children have been butchered to death because of the law change after the BBC showed Cathy Come Home?

Well, I guess any fin is possible these days!

I'm a lifelong vegetarian, or at least I thought so. A few days ago I fell over and grazed my knee. Yesterday Mrs Yaffle caught me picking and eating the scab. She now insists I'm not a vegetarian as she caught me eating black pudding. If people behave in such revolting ways and eat their own body products does that mean they can't call themselves a vegetarian? I'm sure many "vegetarians" eat bogies, etc. I might as well put all the Quorn in the bin!

I wish people wouldn't spoil my very serious thread! Joking 🤣

Did he, she, or it marry the carpet because they were desperate to get laid?

With all these modern fads of people deciding they don't want to accept what they were born as and pretending to be someone else, what would it be like to decide to be a fish? Maybe I wasn't really meant to be a human after all! If I self identified as a fish and someone decided to kill me, presumably they couldn't be arrested as it's completely legal to be cruel to a fish?

I'm surprised so many people think the bbc aren't biased! When I last watched the bbc a few years ago they were clearly biased. That's why I cancelled my tv license. Do you all realise that you don't need a license if you only watch catch up or on demand (ie itv hub, all 4 etc)?

I'm not sure what powers PCSOs have or how much they are paid to risk serious injury, but don't you have the right to make a citizens arrest if you are certain these idiots were breaking the law? I bet the police would have come to your help very speedily.

This made me laugh out loud! Legalising crime is exactly the same as legalising drugs. Both would lead to people wanting more. Maybe the government could come up with a fairer policy. GPs could issue "crime vouchers" to people who feel they would suffer stress or illness if they were not allowed to commit crimes. They would need 2 doctors to agree that a crime voucher was needed, although after a few years it would turn into Crime Vouchers on demand.

I bet Farage is embarrassed about the current leader's support for the Robinson idiot. When he was UKIP leader he made a big point of pretending there was a difference between his party and BNP and EDL. That false claim has been destroyed now.