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satman2222

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  1. If you find a machine is not working, make an effort to find an adjacent one working. If that's not working, they are numbered, make a note of its number and ring parking services on the phone number on the machine. Give them your registration number and they will give you a reference number. Then park with impunity.


  2. Cartoon … CARTOON?! :o:rant:

    That's no cartoon sir, it's a high definition photograph taken by my very own 'Alcobladâ„¢' 35mm SLR pinhole camera, thank you so much, very kindly.

     

    It was taken for a thread somewhere on here, whereby I made an account of an expedition that my goodself (courtesy of the trusty Alcocopterâ„¢) made into the far distant, and as yet unchartered, antediluvian quagmire, colloquially known as Parsonia .

     

    The one hour exploration involved bartering with the neanderthal species for emergency Hula-hoop flavoured supplies at an emporium known as T'Asda.

    Upon my attempted escape from said den of malcontentment, my shopping trolley became embroiled with a rotating, electromagnetic metal staircase causing much distress.

    It is only through sheer good luck and happenstace (and a 3-phase taser) that I survived to tell the tale.

     

    It's not T'Asda, it's CHAVSDA! :hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

     

     

     

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