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I knew him from school - was always a little bit odd to be honest. A rusty as well.

Change is not good.

Long gone are the days of Nightowls and Mark Meadowcroft.

Just don't leave keys any where visible or near a door - it's quite simple really.

Have you never heard of Google?

That would be the most tempting option, agreed.

Atkinsons and class in the same sentence?

Ecclesall Rd, not EcclesHall Rd.

Why not gift wrap yourself and present yourself offereing him the chance to do whatever he wants with his new gift? It'd go down a treat I can assure you.

What is your major malfuction?

Buy a newspaper and do a Su Duko if it's a mental challenge you're after, hero.

I forgot you lot act as a double act.

Not as strange as seeing a dolphin in Forge Dam.

I'm glad you've finally realised that. I mean, looking 'me' up on friends re-united, convincing yourself you know who I am, not quite ever being able to just leave it - all attributes of someone who to be honest, you wouldn't trust your kids with.

I've never heard of such a person and I WENT to High Storrs. I suggest you have a re-think......

Our opinions of what makes a decent pub obviously differ. The Fat Cat is great if you're 50+, are deaf, don't like flashing lights, spend an hour per pint, don't like an atmosphere, like men, or are partial to being approached by ropey women outside. I personally like to drink somewhere with good music, good women to look at, a lively atmosphere and that isn't in the middle of an industrial estate. Each to their own I suppose.......

I'm not a student type swarm and stop calling me Zac. It's niether funny or clever.

4 words:- Best pub in Sheffield

Chris Moyles is a dick. Anyone who finds him funny needs their head looking at or a humour transplant. About as funny as a broken unbrella.

'Fool' Why would it? Barca never really looked like scoring because Chelsea didn't give them the space to create openings. Chelsea won by the narrowest of margins score wise, overall though they were by far the better team.

I heard that the ideal age for a blokes bird is half his own age plus seven. For example: Bloke 30, bird 22 Bloke 40, bird 27 Bloke 50, bird 32 To be honest, it makes me wish I was 18 again.....(do the maths....)

Within Nottingham's line of longitude, Norwich's win at Bayern Munich is probably your greatest feit of recent decades. Salute Mark Robins and co and accept, Forest are a team of NOBODY'S.

No, I think it just showed how good Essien and Makelele are.

Shows what I know.

I'm gonna go for a 2-2 draw.