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Posts posted by Jabberwocky

  1. Aren't legends usually dead...?


    ---------- Post added 21-02-2014 at 01:19 ----------


    And ok.



    I'm not too up on the flirting... Thing.


    Let's see..




    The dirt under my toenails often smells of sick...


    How's that for a first attempt...?

  2. I saw the words "Night" and "Whelk" and like candyman I rose from my feculent pit so see what was happening.

    I may stay, I may not, I may gibber a little tune about the tragedy of polythene.


    On the other paw, I may return to my swamp to comb my bingo wing hairs.


    Hope everyone is doing ok and you're all behaving!


    ---------- Post added 11-09-2013 at 09:19 ----------


    I must say though that I like this Night clown person even though I've never met him. We need photos.

    Of him naked preferably

  3. In the 70s I had a German helmet hairstyle, bright blue bell bottom trousers, six inch brown platform shoes , yellow kipper tie with a knot the size of Glasgow and a bright red shirt with a collar like Concordes' wings. To top it all off I wore a midnight blue velvet jacket.


    You HAD to be calm in that lot, you'd be sectioned if you so much as blinked out of place.

  4. Youre very welcome and please dont let my experience with the pills colour your next few months. I and a few others had a rather rough time on them but many succeeded on them.


    I dont use the forum often now but I DO lurk disgustingly around the edges of this thread, spying, leering, drooling onto my keyboard. Its always good to see new people join here and if you get the time it might be good for you to have a look around the other threads on Sheffield forum, its a good place with some lovely people and theres always something to contribute to.


    God I sound like an advert.


    Anyway, as I said earlier, good luck and a lot of people are behind you even if they dont actually type much here, you`ll find that when you really need them, there will be lots of people with some good, sound advice plus anything you contribute will help those who follow.

  5. Thanks all! I had a great day, i had a very good day, I got my vision back for a couple of years. Once the new lenses settle in I may even make avreturn to SF! You lucky buggers !


    ---------- Post added 14-12-2012 at 00:16 ----------


    Stomach Bloating is a big issue for many People. Bloating can Occur at any time and it can be Uncomfortable or even Painful. Bloatedness - Flatulence.


    Its a vast issue to me, and it occurs at ALL times!


    Im not complaining, I'm bragging.

  6. I attempted to fashion a new one out of a dead fox I found in a skip, it was a little too rigid though but repeated hammering with a mallet I stole from a neighbour soon loosened him up.


    Things were going well...


    Then I got hungry and ate it.


    Note to self: must stop snacking in between meals.

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